0:00:00 | JCD: (falsetto) “I like to see you in your clothes!” (1:40:01 ) |
0:00:31 | ACC on location in New Jersey, at Jack Ponti’s house; Ponti quit music business for day trading; honeymoon house-relocation gag; Ponti’s Siberian wife, Elliot Easton “which dealership” story, multilingual sprinkle-eating Wanna Be a VJ winner Jesse Camp |
0:10:26 | ACC: “Trump” every 30 seconds; CBS: Trump wackiness overshadowing Hillary’s woes, Chuck Todd on potential “worst five days” |
0:14:15 | MSNBC & ABC baffled by Iran ransom “coincidence”, Obama: “this wasn’t some nefarious deal”, claim in “international tribunal”; Mark Toner welcomes press to “exercise in transparency and democracy”, Matt Lee: “I thought it was an exercise in spin and obfuscation” |
0:21:24 | Hillary’s “we are[n’t] going to tax the middle class”; JCD: MSNBC should have gotten Olbermann for convention; Secret Service “keep talking”, crazy laugh, “Trump and his kids have killed a lot of animals”; “compare what I am proposing to what my hus… my opponent is proposing”; “I must have short circuited it”, asked about African-American friends “I am blessed to have a crew”, “they’ve tried to expand my musical tastes” |
0:33:37 | J’Johnson on DNC hack: no attribution, “preaching” about spear-phishing awareness, DNC didn’t involve FBI directly; 4chan “FBI agent”: possible Huma Abedin video leak |
0:42:58 | Graham Beckel to CNN panel on Clint Eastwood’s “kiss-ass generation”: “I love the poppin’ you guys are doing with this corn”, “post-colonial victim shit”, JCD on ethnic groups as races, The Races of Man, “ethnocentrism”, Jimmy the Greek firing, JCD: accusation “has an impact on the feeble-minded”; Liz Mair’s “loud mouthed dick” |
0:54:35 | Bernie protester’s story of Clinton reforms forcing mother into prostitution; 11-year-old kid asks Pence about damage control role, “nicely done”; “gold-star family” meme, “salute our troops”, Obama casket ceremony photo op, Reagan guard-saluting; American flag clothing |
1:05:45 | More Obamacare insurers pulling out or hiking rates; JCD on cash prohibition; Obama to young Africans: no handshakes or selfies for you |
1:12:20 | Producer Segment |
1:20:59 | ACC’s Libyan driver: better under Gaddafi; fake Charlotte Observer article on Trump dropping out of race; Ash Carter: “we are prepared to do more” in Iraq, “he’ll say, go for it” |
1:27:27 | Rio Olympics 50% over budget; producer note, JCD story about American getting robbed four times; USA Gymnastics pedophilia scandal involving 54 coaches; IOC “interactive services” ban; no coffee at Olympic Village thanks to Coca Cola sponsorship |
1:43:10 | Desperate Obama pleads for zika funding: “once again I want to urge the American people to call their members of Congress and tell them to do their job” (CotD); Show 817 pledges and recipients flashback, zikafunding.grumpyradio.com ; JCD story about unpublished article with nonexistent “top five charities” in Silicon Valley |
1:57:00 | Donation Segment: $80.55 “boss” donation |
2:08:22 | WikiLeaks documents reveal “big booze” leaning on marijuana industry, “hits lead to hits” |
2:09:46 | Welsh-Saudi woman caged by father; JCD story about women queued up around embassy; CVC harassed by TSA douchebags over Dutch passport; Obama on ISIS and “open gun laws”, JCD: “that is definitely the stupidest thing he’s ever said”; “Muslim patrol” in Nuremberg |
2:20:01 | Upcoming 200.5 “onion show” for Thursday; ACC’s ongoing porn research, Trump allies himself with Enough is Enough organization, Playboy cover appearance |
2:26:24 | Berlusconi’s AC Milan football team approved for sale to Chinese investors |