0:00:00 | “Oh, you might have your furry friend microchipped, why not your children?” (0:13:33) |
0:00:37 | Texas storms, mile-wide funnel cloud; 127 straight hurricane-free months; tornado-damaged Fort Worth building that can’t be demolished, ACC: “just fly an airplane into it” |
0:05:09 | MS804 dropped out of news cycle vs MH370 in news for a year, pilot linked to Benghazi |
0:10:33 | Spot the Package: studio intro, man on street, voiceover with “resident”; microchip your kids, “if it’ll save my kid, there’s no stuff that’s too extreme”, false 1960s barcode analogy |
0:21:16 | Pentagon 8inch floppy disks, “a lot’s changed since the 1960s”, JCD’s custom shirt with CD pocket, “dumbing down” IT graduates, COBOL vs crappy JavaScript |
0:31:03 | State Department e-mail handling & security report; Barbara Boxer “every single Secretary of State did the same thing” lie, “I’m not reading it, I want to show your viewers”; Andrea Mitchell: “I don’t see how this is anything but devastating”; Deutsche Welle: “it’s official” |
0:44:41 | JCD 3x3: CBS on server attacks: “she didn’t answer our shouted questions today”; State Department spokeshole’s long pause before responding to “how do you know that” no hacks succeeded; “I don’t want any risk of the personal being accessible” e-mail never released; ABC on “scathing” report, Hillary “slammed”, Hillary & Huma refused to talk to State Department, more shouted questions; Trump “crooked Hillary” meme, “Pocahontas” Warren |
0:58:31 | MSNBC: Bill Clinton Cosby at courthouse; Brolf dismayed by live “fuck Donald Trump”; Ken Starr & Baylor rape case a Clinton hit piece; Van Jones on Clintons staying married; Chuck Todd debunks Trump “rooting” for foreclosures, “in his defe…” filter; protester “dragged out by her limbs”, Warren: Trump “a small, insecure money-grubber”, Trump: “I call her goofy” |
1:18:17 | Staged Albuquerque protests with professional signs, Soros-funded pslweb.org |
1:23:48 | Producer Segment |
1:36:31 | Millennial “Mandela effect”, Sex in and the City, Sarah Palin and Russia, “matrix shift” |
1:49:00 | Harry Reid: no money for zika until fall “when a lot of mosquitoes are leaving town”; University of Spoiled Children professor: wear a mosquito net, “it’s a public health nightmare”, “the world is flat”; IBM Open Zika Project app like SETI or “goodbye battery”, PointCast |
1:56:56 | Reporters not allowed in Greek refugee facilities; German break-ins by Georgian gangs (CotD); Alexander Van der Bellen’s narrow presidential victory in austria; Normandy bridge blockade, Dutch “13th month” paycheck; Swiss UBI referendum; Nigel Farage on asylum policy: Merkel “took the cork out of a champagne bottle”, “let’s talk Turkey”; Germany to require visa holders to learn German; Netflix required to carry 20% European content |
2:22:20 | HR5181 Countering Foreign Propaganda & Disinformation Act of 2016, “whole-of-government approach”, Goebbels’ Ministry of Public Enlightenment & Propaganda, BBG in charge |
2:28:31 | Donation Segment: JCD’s strategies for dealing with fanboys |
2:39:17 | LGBBTQQIAAP SJWs have invaded DC Comics’ New 52 with lesbian Batgirl |
2:41:00 | TSA’s Melvin Carraway reassigned; Neffinger previews new technologies to replace grumpy bin wranglers, contractors trained at TSA Academy; National Deployment Force, “surge events” |
2:48:35 | 90% of Native Americans not offended by Washington Redskins |
2:51:06 | Susan Rice at FIU commencement: national security workforce “white, male, and Yale” |
2:53:11 | Hystrical BLM SJWs scream at Milo Yiannopoulos; “bedtime story privilege”; University of Missouri enrollment down 1500; Jamal Smith: Trump protesters “expressing their humanity” |
3:02:51 | Remaining Freddie Gray suspects half black, MSNBC shifts narrative to The Wire cop culture |
3:07:43 | CBS: AAA report links deadly crashes to legalized pot, JCD on spotting stoned drivers |
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