0:00:00 | ACC: “Start over! Worst show ever!” |
0:00:32 | ACC in Jackson Hole with Tina the Keeper, 11am checkout time, running on car battery; 758 “glitches”, Airstream in spot 33; Santa Fe & Colorado Springs meetups; picking up Tina low clearance adventure at Denver International Airport, “blue horse of death”; Cheeba Chews; Wyoming crosswinds; Kerry on refugee resettlement “floor” increases; ACC recommends Bin22; ACC: “were you knocking? you’re an asshole!” |
0:18:07 | “Stinking, sprawling refugee camp” in Lesvos, Afghanistan in the mix; diplomat William Swing: have to “help everyone to learn to manage inexorably growing cultural, ethnic, religious diversity within our countries”, ACC on Fortuyn and van Gogh assassinations, Timmermans on registering refugees promptly; ACC on Volkswagen as possible retaliation, JCD on roadside emissions sensors, graphics card rigging; Hungary and others to sue; Saudi Arabia to head UN Human Rights Council; refugees in Edirne Turkey sent back to Istanbul; clock boy tease |
0:38:41 | Producer Segment |
0:50:39 | Irving TX prohibition on Sharia law; Mark Cuban to Bill Maher on clock boy’s sister prompting; Glenn Beck guest: sister claims to have been suspended for bomb threat, CAIR and “civilization jihad”; Irving Mayor Van Duyne to Glenn Beck: family is not allowing record release, school less than 10% caucasian, “the teacher was reacting to the device”, family no-show for press conference, timing of Obama’s “cool clock kid” tweet; Bill Maher on activist Ali Mohammed al-Nimr to be crucified and beheaded in Saudi Arabia |
1:08:04 | Ben Carson: Muslim President not a good idea, CBS: Trump “slipping”, no religious test in Constitution, Trump on Muslim in White House: “some people have said it already happened”; CAIR on Carson: “unfit to lead”; ABC on Trump “speaking to a half-empty room”; Hillary the birther, Katy Tur quotes Fox News: “Trump doesn’t seem to grasp that candidates telling journalists what to ask is not how the media works in this country”; Mika Brzezinski deconstructs scripted Face the Nation Hillary interview, new Hillary cackle, JCD on Hillary’s “gaggle of bossy women” at Fleur de Lis; FBI recovers “drip drip drip” of e-mails, JCD: “she is Leona Helmsley!”; ACC’s millennial friend reading This Town; cackle in “three words” context |
1:37:01 | Whoopi Goldberg’s take on Planned Parenthood, “get out of my… vagina!” |
1:41:35 | ABC News Star Wars native ad, high school football player Apple Watch native ad |
1:43:55 | Donation Segment: JCD’s /mɛlk/ and /ɛ.lə.noi/ pronunciations |
1:55:34 | Colbert to Elizabeth Warren: “can you tell us why you’d be such a terrible choice to be President of the United States?”; Debbie Wasserman Schultz wants more debates |
1:59:17 | Staged migrant five-year-old with “discrimination” message for Pope, Jersey Vargas: “I won’t stop fighting until immigration reform happens”, different letters on CBS and ABC; Obama’s JFK/MLK intonation, JCD: “he uses the word believers the way a Muslim does”, “interfaith dialogue”; three Supreme Court justices ditch Pope’s address to Congress |
2:07:26 | Hillary’s proposed drug price cap in the wake of toxoplasmosis drug Daraprim price increase, Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli: “we can make a better drug for this disease”; Bill Nye Garden of Eden CotD was fake |
2:16:19 | Xi Jinping visits Boeing, 737s to be built in China, WTO violation |
2:22:17 | Trump invokes global cooling, “I believe there’s weather” |
2:24:47 | Obama to inmates: “thank you for taking the time to meet with me” |
2:27:20 | Eurasia Foundation guy on possibility of Brexit; Petraeus on Syria as “geopolitical Chernobyl” |
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