0:00:00 | JCD: “Right, I was trying to get you to go to bed with her.” (1:10:45) |
0:00:34 | JCD’s “soybean gondolas” on the rails |
0:01:05 | Six-Week Cycle: Joshua Ryne Goldberg Kansas City 9/11 plot, “distribution of information related to explosives, destructive devices, and weapons of mass destruction” via links, honeypotted via Twitter, “he did that, most likely, at the direction of the FBI, [he] wasn’t in total control of this operation”, pressure cooker bomb with rat poison, ACC: jihadi Jews |
0:13:57 | Military analysts’ “targeting packages” being manipulated by higher-ups, Morell: “analysts get to say what they think without any interference”, inter-agency turf wars, Clapper orchestrating Senate panel, Rogers on cybersecurity: “are we gonna start to see a focus on the manipulating or changing of data”, Comey on Tor users: “they’re kiddin’ themselves”, on encryption difficulty: “my reaction to that is, really?”; Rogers: kinetic and cyber operations directed only by Executive branch; small fry ISIS propagandist Junaid Hussain droned |
0:31:01 | CISA vote delayed until October, FireEye zero-day; GCHQ recommends “fewer and less complex passwords”, JCD on TV “keep him on the line” gimmick, NCIS magical password guessing |
0:36:52 | RT on ISIS masquerading as refugees in Hungary; police throwing sandwiches to crowd, Fox News and Obama blame Putin, Nigel Farage on definition of refugee; David Muir tries to ask “why the exodus now”, JCD on hobo code, “Rick Steve’s Guide to Migration to Germany”; Reddit AMA with refugee in Germany: “are there ISIS jihadists among the refugees?” |
0:55:32 | Producer Segment: Angela Castaneda producing the I ♡ Laundry Tour |
1:09:22 | Bernie Sanders’ people giving away buttons and bumper stickers, ACC’s O-bot neighbor, giddy millennials, Mark Levin’s anti-trump clips; compliment for Sarah Palin; Rick Perry drops out; Dan and Farris Wilks the new Koch brothers, “grew up in a goat shed”; House of Cards consultant media buy cut; Trump on Fallon, Biden on Colbert, JCD on Colbert as Jack Paar |
1:30:07 | Paul Poundstone Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! rant on dancing celebreties, Ellen to Hillary on e-mails: “I personally believe that women are held to a different standard than men”, JCD: “tell that to Petraeus!”; giggly Kanye announcement reaction |
1:35:15 | Tim Cook: the iPad “instantly transforms into anything that you want it to be”, ACC recommends Triage e-mail app; Apple maps transit addition |
1:38:02 | Joe and Mika bicker over Schumer’s Iran deal opposition; Rep. Bill Johnson’s apology to “Iranian nuclear attack” survivors in 2030, “smoking ruins of leveled buildings” |
1:49:01 | Westwood One podcast listener statistics: “most of listening is done at home” |
1:52:27 | Producer Segment |
2:04:21 | Second Half of Show: September 23 event, “33 things that will happen in September”; CERN Tara Shears: “2015 is… may provide the answer”; Google map “glitch” with underwater highways; Jerusalem numerology, French foreign minister: “we have 500 days to avoid climate chaos”, seven-year Shemitah cycle, “you mays be noticing quite a few sevens in all of this” |
2:17:36 | Welsh town Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch |
2:18:51 | A week in the burn unit from vaping with an “e-cigarette” (CotD) |
2:22:24 | New ABC show Quantico: FBI “protecting our nation’s best secrets” |
2:24:06 | CNN breaks down 97% of scientists meme, “97% of that one third” |
2:28:15 | War crimes in Yemen; sexist spacecraft plaques; new Facebook icon changing feature |
2:33:55 | Allstate driver monitoring patents: selling data, driver physiology & behavior |
2:38:55 | ISIS selling antiquities on the black market |
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