0:00:00 | ACC: “Hey! Bill, go drink some poop.” (2:12:59) |
0:00:34 | ACC has the flu; CVC coming from Los Angeles; ACC at Russian Orthodox Christmas party |
0:06:50 | Charlie Hebdo: je suis Charlie lameness, ACC: change Twitter icons to Prophet Muhammad; JCD: “if you want to see freedom of speech in action, go to France”; pervasive targeting of journalists; Pim Fortuyn and Dutch Islamification; “we avenge the Prophet Muhammed” in French, bloodless officer shooting blurred out; Stéphane Charbonnier: “without freedom of speech, we are dead”, Mark Stein on self-censorship: “they pixellated Muhammad out of it, so it looks like Muhammad has entered the witness protection program”; Josh Earnest on “foreign fighters”; CAIR on “Islamophobia movement”; woman with JCD’s dream accent |
0:28:58 | Obama on Charlie Hebdo: “these kinds of attacks can happen anywhere in the world”; Ministry of Fear clip; The Onion’s Joe Randazzo on “sensitivity to cultural issues”; Obama: French “with us at every moment … from 9/11 on”, ACC: “have we forgotten freedom fries?” |
0:36:15 | Russian dinner rundown, Brian Brushwood appearance, “coy” Russian girls “not interested”; Herring Under a Fur Coat salad and mystery musical instrument |
0:41:00 | Alexei Pushkov on the real threat to Europe; “have that conversation” meme, self-appointed social media “experts”, Let’s Get Social; Howard Dean on ISIS as a cult, ineffective French gun control; Kirby: “we don’t have the ability to count every nose that we schwack” (CotD); JCD: where was NSA?; $2.4bn Abrams tank, “other” sale to Iraq, JCD: “how much of this stuff do we have to sell you before you don’t have it stolen every time?” |
1:08:39 | Producer Segment: Wired request for podcast recommendations |
1:21:50 | New Mexico methane cloud, methane the new meme replacing CO2; Texas earthquakes, no mention of fracking; JCD on “lubing up” the ground; diesel-powered windmills |
1:32:11 | Comey’s “right?” confirmation of North Korean involvement in Sony hack; Uncle Don on Kim Jong-il’s New Year’s message, ROK vs South Korea |
1:36:50 | Three-year-old Brolf flu clip |
1:37:22 | Harry Reid on exercise “accident”: “I didn’t get this black eye by sparring with Manny”, 33rd year in Congress claim, five years off; JCD’s Newsletter A/B split: kittens vs Reid |
1:50:07 | FBI on reasonable expectation of privacy exception for Stingray warrants; “DRT boxes” |
1:55:37 | Tech News: CES and IoT, Bluetooth lightbulbs, Foley awarded; ACC’s pedicure experience; PC Magazine best-of, selfie/belfie sticks, ABC on 2014 as “year of the selfie” |
2:10:05 | Bill Gates drinks poopy water, JCD: “this is a cry for help” |
2:13:12 | Donation Segment |
2:23:32 | Scorpion scoring high in the ratings |
2:24:04 | United Nations Office of Drugs and Crime report: poppy production at record high hectarage; heroin cheaper than meth |
2:27:06 | Chris Coons on new ebola strategy for Pentagon, JCD: “is Africa so pathetic that they can’t even build a building without American soldiers?” |
2:29:38 | Drone maker DJI Innovations explosive growth; JCD drone-shopping, drone protection system via nets, ACC: “own the drone!” |
2:35:20 | AirAsia owner Tony Fernandes dumping shares of Toon Insurance Holdings; “weather caused the crash”, -121° cloud temperature |
2:40:41 | David Foley to TSA agent: “isn’t your goal to provide screening for safe travel?” |
2:42:25 | Taylor Swift secretly dating Karlie Kloss according to OK! Magazine |
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