0:00:00 | ACC: (stammering) “They were smart!” (2:10:56) |
0:01:05 | Putiiin! clip clones |
0:01:56 | Robert Kennedy Jr. global warming clip with every meme in the universe, “biostitutes”, “barbecue the planet” (CotD); Michio Kaku: “they admit that now”, adaptation and mitigation, $100bn needed for mitigation research; Charlie Rose: “urgency and fear”; Brian Williams: “clear and present danger”; Christopher Field: “…capitalizes on opportunities for smart investments concerning adaptation”; California Climate Credit; “what’s not known and what’s not known” |
0:28:47 | Producer Segment |
0:50:17 | World Autism Awareness Day April 1, Cesar Chavez Day, National Sexual Assault Awareness & Prevention Month, National Financial Capability Month; ACC: “a scam is what’s in my wallet”; National Cancer Control Month, National Child Abuse Prevention Month, National Donate Life Month |
0:57:57 | Ohio Hot Pockets and Mac & Cheese-eating student (CotD) |
1:00:53 | ZunZunio the Cuban Twitter |
1:02:44 | Xi Jinping doing deals in Europe with Airbus, Daimler, Ely Group dairy; Dutch infant formula/milk shortages; Chinese free trade zones, Medvedev trying to turn Crimea into such a zone |
1:10:12 | Strait of Malacca strategic importance, MH370 as excuse to bring in the 7th Fleet, Malaysia blocking TPP, Malaysian incompetence meme; Philip Wood with an iPhone in his butt, Sarah Bajc; Yuxinou Rail Line |
1:34:15 | Russian troops removed; Kerry/Ashton meeting, reverse the gas flow from EU to Ukraine, Chevron fracking; Kerry on stepping up defense funding |
1:40:41 | Japan sales tax hike from 5% to 8% |
1:42:17 | ACC reading Flash Boys; drinks with a banker/economic hit man, European banks are screwed and American banks will only get bigger, flash trading operates on smaller stocks that follow the large ones |
1:45:36 | “Creepy clown” unmasked as marketing campaign for Fuzz on the Lens; “Big Papi selfie” sponsored by Samsung |
1:50:20 | Donation Segment: Club 33 to be in a quonset hut |
2:05:12 | LGBBTQQIAAP Mozilla-bashing from OkCupid; climate change killing the gays |
2:11:49 | Inuit “sealfies” vs Ellen Degeneres; winning lawsuit means you have to give everything to charity |
2:18:12 | Wall Street Journal tech reporter: “there’s a browser that’s become very popular, called Tor”, “that runs the source code” (CotD); Yahoo encrypting data centers; Amazon Fire Voice Search, ACC: “do not allow this in your house”, JCD: “…play an endless loop of Disney’s It’s a Small World”; no computer can decode CW sent on HF |
2:27:49 | Homeschooling Legal Defense Association video; producer note on “frameworks” programming students like computers; impossible “college and career ready” claim; New York schools’ out-of-control early detection programs, ACC: “off to special school with you!”; so-called sex offender for peeing in the park |
2:37:13 | Guess the Movie: The Dark Knight Rises in Spanish |
2:38:54 | Hollande pulls plug on Prime Minister; The Chinese Dream |
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