573 NEETS (2013-12-12)
0:00:00 | ACC: “Oops. Oops, sorry.” JCD: “What are you doing? Why are you jumping the gun on me?” ACC: “Happy trigger finger. I’m just happy to see you.” JCD: “Uh-huh. All right, I’m ready. Hit it.” |
0:00:58 | JCD’s on the laptop, the big machine borked; post-apocalype technology book; Buzzkill Jr wedding today; Dame Tanya at rehearsal dinner; Chad from Colorado staying at the Curry compound; Robert Plant lives in squalor |
0:10:11 | Mandela: crazy guy signing gibberish at ceremony; Obama and “Gucci” Helle Thorning-Schmidt selfie; biopic promotion, review: “instigatious”; Obama’s limo tracked by license plate reader toll system; arrest in UK for Twitter hate speech about Mandela |
0:24:50 | White paper; Jen Psaki on Indian Supreme Court LGBT ruling; Victoria Nuland handing out sandwiches in Ukraine; Euromaidan; Trans-Eurasian railway to run through Ukraine, with $8bn investment from China; Russia & North Korea open 33-mile line |
0:37:41 | Producer Segment |
0:53:12 | Jesse Jackson on Mandela (maybe) |
0:54:25 | Napping man left on ExpressJet plane in Houston |
0:58:25 | Top tech companies on spying; reformgovernmentsurveillance.com ; “exploiting terrorist use of games and virtual environments”; Sibel Edmonds feud with Greenwald |
1:14:20 | San Francisco Bay rent hoax |
1:17:51 | Canada to claim the North Pole; Shell to drill in 2025; Sierra Club, Climate Depot guys on Don Lemon: “global weirding”; snow in Istanbul; massive wildfires outside Austin, TX; “many bad things will happen”; Physicians for Social Responsibility vs Richland WA nuclear plant; “secret” fracking liquid a waste product like fluoride |
1:35:28 | Moral Volcano blows the lid off No Agenda |
1:42:10 | Donation Segment |
2:00:05 | Mexican Cobalt-60 |
2:08:36 | More media exposure = more stress; smart money is on the fair weather fan; FSA accounts for No Agenda donations |
2:14:52 | No Agenda’s Bitcoin Bonanza |
2:17:43 | NEETs: “Not in Education, Employment, or Training”, i.e., “bums” |
2:19:03 | European 16-hour negotiating session: bail-ins |
2:22:02 | Godfrey Bloom to European parliament: “…it won’t be long before they storm this chamber, and they hang you, and they’ll be right!” |
2:26:18 | Brooke Baldwin to Jake Tapper: “hang on, hang on Tapper”; Raoul Castro son of Fidel |
2:29:11 | One-year anniversary of Sandy Hook (which killed twenty first-graders and six educators); Newtown says “stay away”; mysandyhookfamily.org ; G8 dementia summit, Avielle Foundation; smartgunlaws.org sans Form 990 |
2:41:17 | “My Princess Boy” as shameless self-promotion |
2:49:47 | Gitmo Nation National Anthem |