0:00:00 | JCD: “Look at what Audrey’s doing, yeah, she’s pullin’ a train!” (0:41:04) |
0:00:37 | JCD tambourine returns; CVC’s musician girlfriend’s theremin; JCD Otamatone battery dead |
0:04:58 | Leif Erikson Day, Friday the 11th Illuminati killing day, Taiwanese 10/10 parades |
0:07:49 | North Korean luxury ski resort Masik Pass; JCD on warm orange juice in Suzhou |
0:12:34 | Lousy reporting on healthcare.gov; broadcast.com, Oracle Super Bowl debacles; “the Obama administration has declined to release any numbers …”; Jay Carney: “I’m glad you asked that question” on signups, “it’s an aggregation process”; Kayak meme on NewsHour; Wasserman Schultz: “to be insisting on data … is a little bit unfair”, “servers” designed for 50k visitors per day, JCD: “how are they supposed to sign all these people up if they’re anticipating only fifty thousand?”, Jack Lew: “it’s the wrong question”; Sebelius: “we’re facing the end of Western civilization by having a market-based strategy” |
0:35:50 | NSA Utah facility power surges; 40k horsepower nuclear-powered sub; Navy submarine orgy |
0:41:30 | ACC’s Master of the House earworm problem on Seinfeld; dvorak.org/na version |
0:43:09 | Producer Segment: podcastawards.com |
1:04:48 | National Geographic Channel’s cyber attack American Blackout trailer |
1:07:08 | Janet Yellen a midget with an annoying voice like old lady in Poltergeist |
1:09:47 | European Public Affairs blog on recommencement of TTIP talks vs shutdown; TPP is a go |
1:12:36 | Putin critic Mikhail Kosenko’s indefinite incarceration in psychiatric hospital; Gay Crusader’s white paper progress report |
1:17:04 | Government shutdown: Lagarde’s new Hillary haircut, “failure to raise the debt ceiling would be far worse”; insiders with call options on stock market; Ask Adam: FAA has to approve aircraft sale? Barbara Mikulski: “don’t we want to reopen CDC?”, “many people don’t know that they’re disease detectives”, “disease identification SWAT team” |
1:27:27 | Obama on al-Libi raid: “where you got active plots … we’re gonna go after them” (CotD); Lisa Monaco’s porn name, “give it up for Raven!”, not answering questions on NewsHour high on the “um-ometer”, JCD: “douchebag of the decade”, “captured … in a very professional raid”, “tools … in the toolbox” |
1:43:10 | OECD Survey of Adult Skills reaction: “we’re dumb”, adult education and manufacturing automation, “literacy, numeracy, and problem solving in technology-rich environments”; second report on need for carbon taxes |
1:57:26 | “Worst Russian announcer ever” on Euronews |
1:59:36 | Bob Geldof at One Young World Conference against vuvuzela backdrop: “there will be a mass extinction event”, “it is in our interest to have the poor with us producing things”, “the scientists of the world said we may not get to 2030” |
2:05:07 | Donation Segment: $111.11 “makin’ it rain” donation |
2:22:54 | Producer e-mail on theistic Satanism, Satan the Gray, JCD: “Hey, how ’bout some donations then from Satan, cheap bastard”; Aleister Crowley |
2:32:19 | Haitian class-action cholera lawsuit against UN; Kayak a Chicago outfit |
2:34:04 | Producer feedback on antidepressant combos, Connecticut submarine base using ELF, Abilify the most-prescribed; neuroleptic malignant syndrome; Lucille Ball’s filling antenna |
2:40:18 | Argentine President’s skull surgery: “her head is her biggest asset” |
2:41:07 | Chinese hornet attacks; Monsanto to receive World Food Prize in agriculture |
2:43:31 | Brazilian protests: chaos and looting; Polish, Greek pension grabs; 2017 predictions |
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