0:00:00 | JCD: “I heard you Ethiopian girls are hungry all the time.” (1:11:02) |
0:00:34 | Ms. Micky’s 1999 Range Rover finally bites the dust, JCD: “I want an eggshell white automobile!”; Ms. Micky shot her Dallas gig, ACC demoted to “buddy” |
0:12:08 | Dinner with the O-bots: artist Laurie and brain professor Russell Poldrack; Ms. Micky to photograph his brain collection |
0:15:40 | Obama in Israel: tired old “marrying up” joke, “our most solemn responsibility is the security of our people”, Iron Dome funding; Assad killing Syrians with scuds, ACC on chemical weapons; Erin Burnett’s nasal activities, unconfirmed reports of Assad’s chemical weapon use, Dianne Feinstein “this is highly classified”; Robert Ford’s to Congress: “raining scud missiles”, good parts left out of spoken testimony, “we funded media outlets”, chemical weapons PSAs |
0:32:14 | Radio Free Damascus skit |
0:33:14 | Producer Segment: new peerage levels introduced |
0:45:42 | Two Americans added to Rewards for Justice program at $5M each, “rapping jihadi” Abū Manṣūr al-Amrīkī “laying down some beats” |
0:49:19 | Obama on preventing Iran from “acquiring a nuclear weapon”; BBC on cyberattack on South Korean broadcasters and banks leaving “networks frozen”, “skulls and messages”, hackers “accessing … government websites”, JCD: “holy crap! you actually accessed a website!” |
0:59:41 | Obama & Netanyahu dodge Iran “red line” timeline questions, “well-behaved” Israeli reporter, Obama calls Chuck Todd “incorrigible”; Obama to meet Miss Israel Yityish “Titi” Aynaw, “he’s a huge man”; “Obama don’t want nobody to see his beautiful house” over school tour cancellation; JCD: “Obama date” for Titi |
1:12:23 | State “ag-gag” laws against undercover farm video, “the meat industry spends a looot of money here with us”; ACC practices Obama impression |
1:16:08 | Commotion Wireless mesh network software, “another global justice uprising” ten years before Occupy, JCD: “tell us what it is!”, “secure mechanism for communicating” vs software’s “does not prevent monitoring of internet traffic” security warning; Amy Goodman reveals State Department funding, “internet in a suitcase”; ACC: “ham radio is where it’s at”, Prepper CW |
1:26:06 | Drunk or Not Drunk: Al Franken on “living Constitution”; Franken on drones “the size of a mosquito”, ACC proposes EMP device |
1:31:04 | Producer “werewolves and vampires” Cymbalta side-effect report |
1:35:15 | Donation Segment: 867-5309 grocery store member card life hack; peerage meeting |
1:51:50 | ACC calls out JCD for “I made out with that woman and now the marriage is over?”; Mr. Oil arrested in Cyprus; Bitcoin at $74, ACC selling five per day; poutine Canadian mac & cheese |
2:01:43 | Eric Holder: too big to fail means too big to prosecute; Ben Bernanke on calculating “the size of the subsidy”; Andrea Mitchell to colleagues: “while I’m away you guys let the assault weapon ban die”; former AIG CEO Greenberg: failure would not have taken system down |
2:13:59 | Possible anthrax vaccine testing on children, goopy-mouthed Rob Stein: 1M service members vaccinated; Diane Sawyer: 1 in 50 schoolchildren autistic, new number from phone survey |
2:21:06 | NewsProNet promo video; NBM old-school National Train Day audio promotion; JCD to write No Agenda audio PSA scripts |
2:31:46 | Six-Week Cycle: FBI pissed over off-cycle suicide of James Oliver Seevakumaran, “what we would consider four IEDs”; JCD: “the cycle’s going to be off” |
2:37:56 | Erin Burnett on US falling behind in skyscraper height; Sears Willis Tower WTF |
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