0:00:29 | Hot Pockets 2009 Tour: tailpipe & muffler KIA en route to aviation capital Wichita, dune buggy golf carts, John Brown mural by “anti-government crackpot” great uncle John Steuart Curry in Topeka, EMT producer Chad Christian dealing with bath salts “excited delirium” |
0:22:26 | Eight female Asian Olympic badminton players disqualified for trying to lose |
0:26:23 | Producer Segment: ACC’s handmade oven mitts |
0:30:42 | Power blackouts in India and J.J. Abrams post-apocalyptic Revolution series, TAPI Pipeline activity and Cybersecurity Act hearings, Sen. Mark Udall: “Congress cannot afford to wait for a 9/11-sized attack”, Sen. Chuck Grassley gripes about accelerated schedule leading to no one knowing what the 212-page bill says, Sen. Harry Reid whines about attacks “that could black out the United States for weeks or months”, blames India blackout on global warming; Electronic Communications Privacy Act of 1986 allowing subpoena of e-mail over 180 days old, ACC: “try fertilizer”, JCD’s AOL disc collection, “I’m not a hoarder, I’m an archivist!” |
0:47:42 | Sen. Jim Inhofe: global warming “the greatest hoax that’s ever been perpetrated on the American people”; “converted skeptic” Richard Muller assures Rachel Maddow the planet can be saved by replacing coal with “the one thing that can replace it … natural gas”; PBS stunned to find that the poor live in poor neighborhoods; Natural Resources Defense Council determines current drought in the US is “the new normal” just like Hurricane Katrina |
0:55:09 | Militarized Anaheim police attack protestors after two fatal shootings, small town SWAT tanks on parade; Tennessee Rep. Kelly Keisling circulating crackpot e-mail about Obama’s martial law plan; Homeland Security Grant program for military surplus hardware |
1:01:18 | Dennis Kucinich gripes about “manufactured default” of US Postal Service, JCD on mail fraud via FedEx; Sheryl Sandberg congratulates “Martha” on her Yahoo CEO appointment |
1:08:09 | Brian Williams reports US news from London, viewers warned to “look away” from medal counts to avoid spoilers; Olympic sound designer to NPR on phonying up rowing sound effects |
1:14:21 | Anderson Pooper to Dutch journalist captured by “jihadists” in Syria: “were they al-Qaeda?”; CNN “breaking news!” that Obama has been covertly supporting Syrian rebels, “not military assistance in the traditional sense”, ACC: “the CIA is providing sandwiches”; “too shocking to show” prisoner executions, rebel casualties “martyred”, pro-Assad “Berry Clan” under fire |
1:24:04 | Clippity Clop: scripted Islamophobia question a transparent reference to Huma Abedin |
1:27:55 | James Holmes fitted with Hannibal Lecter mask in time for new TV series; underground tunnel to courtroom, JCD: “he’s dead already”; man yelling “this is it!” causes panic at Miami theater |
1:33:01 | Dianne Feinstein addresses White House leaks in Q&A session; New America Foundation stooge Peter Bergen claims scandal is “wildly overblown”; Feinstein: Obama in a “bubble” |
1:41:51 | LZ Granderson enthuses about Obama’s “kill list” and sanctions as alternative to war |
1:44:01 | Donation Segment: producer Chad Christian’s legendary toilet paper note |
1:57:36 | Crop circles in Wilbur Washington, ACC Red Book: September 21 the new end of the world; live coverage of the Mars landing a distraction from the existing bases |
2:06:15 | Victoria Nuland trades barbs with journalist over UN Arms Trade Treaty failure |
2:15:26 | Good Morning America on cake rental as alternative to $27,000 wedding |
2:19:26 | And Now Back to Real News: AIDS victim Bill Clinton begging Hillary not to divorce him |
2:21:17 | Michael Bloomberg’s war on baby formula; Clemson University as source of k2/spice; Drug Czar Gil Kerlikowske lies about legalization driving demand; Erin Burnett: “Pussy Riot” |
2:27:30 | NBC idiot blathers about shopping opportunities at “fabulous” Boots pharmacy in London |
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