0:00:00 | JCD: (helium voice) “Hey JC, stop uploading porn!” (1:08:24) |
0:00:32 | ACC’s Zoom H4n backup recorder, Hot Pockets 2009 Tour mobile studio under construction |
0:02:17 | Photos of “Batman shooter” James Holmes with different nose and ears; “I do believe” from The View idiot Elisabeth Hasselbeck; ACC on false flag indicator “a drill on the same day with the same type of scenario”, theater shooting featured in training exercise at Rocky Vista University; Reps. Carolyn Maloney & Jan Schakowsky going after ammo; Obama & Bloomberg propagating “hunting and shooting” memes; Ice-T: “last form of defense against tyranny” |
0:15:30 | France 24 on gun control as minor issue thus far in election; HBO Newsroom gripes about Obama’s F grades from the Brady Campaign; Michael Chertoff all-in on “early warning signs” |
0:22:03 | Sketchy Aurora “eyewitness” recounts the events of the attack in police language, no mention of “crazy orange hair”, description of shooter like a cop in SWAT gear; Holmes’ anomalous Tennessee license plates; Inside Edition throws out every known “violent video games” meme; CVC traumatized by watching Gulf War coverage; judge forbids cameras in courtroom |
0:32:21 | Producer Segment: wacky post-Napoleonic Dutch names; ACC’s Bynolyt binoculars |
0:44:03 | Moody’s considering downgrades for Germany, Netherlands, and Luxembourg; JCD Red Book: De Niro and Travolta “island shopping” in Greece; Yalta-style “big four” meeting in Rome |
0:51:54 | Drone GPS spoofer Dr. Todd Humphreys testifies before boneheads in House subcommittee about “a day when I can get a burrito delivered to my doorstep” (CotD); Rep. Ted Poe warns “the drones are coming”; UN warns about drones over Somalia; Executive Order 13620 Taking Additional Steps to Address the National Emergency with Respect to Somalia; S.1335 Pilot’s Bill of Rights “controlled substance violations”, NOTAM Improvement Program |
1:10:31 | RT on rash of “chillingly coordinated” bombings in Iraq, threats from al-Qaeda leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi killed several times by US forces, JCD: “he doesn’t exist, hello!”; BBC reporter at movie set in Syria with campfire “burning barricades” and edited-in gunfire; Sen. Johnny Isakson: refugees being shot in the back; captured pro-Assad colonel with pixelated face; retired Syrian general to Soledad O’Brien: “first of all they already used” pepper spray as chemical weapon; Al Sharpton’s bumbling narration of UC Davis pepper spray incident |
1:32:06 | NATO “Operation Damascus Volcano”, US spoofing Syrian TV, underreported abstentions by Pakistan and South Africa; ironic S.1039 Sergei Magnitsky Rule of Law Accountability Act mandating better protections for Russian whistleblowers than for American whistleblowers |
1:42:41 | Donation Segment: “do not resuscitate the slave” |
2:03:16 | “Slave supermarket” produce section locations; New York City eyeing alcohol regulation |
2:08:01 | War on Cash: UK bureaucrat David Gauke declares paying plumbers in cash to be “morally wrong”; Visa Prepaid Citizen Card “everything I need on one bit of plastic” |
2:12:04 | Cuban dissident Oswaldo Payá killed in car crash; Voula Papachristou expelled from Greek Olympic team for “racist” tweet; Steven van Zandt apologizes for UK “police state” tweet |
2:18:07 | Ulsterman “Military Insider”: Leo Gerard running Néstor Kirchner script from Argentina, former first lady Eva Perón’s corpse on tour, JCD: “who’s her opening act?” |
2:22:53 | Eleven-year-old boy flies from Manchester to Rome without documents; “gross, surprising, and scary” HPV hot spots at TSA security checkpoints; International Antiviral Society funded by big pharma; Democracy Now links prison and HIV; DEFRA: cats are spreading tuberculoses |
2:36:05 | ACC anticipating “Illuminati New World Order symbolism” in Olympic opening ceremony |
2:40:39 | Greenland “97% melted” and preventing 20-foot sea level rise; USDA registering gardens |
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