0:00:00 | JCD: “Yeah, I saw climate change in action last night.” (2:31:11) |
0:00:33 | Dvorak Independence Day celebration in California with Indian tribe surplus fireworks show |
0:02:58 | Anderson Pooper finally out of the closet in effort to combat “bullying epidemic”; overbroad definition in California AB-1156; Wylie Texas 15-year-old shot and killed by two “buddies” |
0:10:31 | JCD wins the UEFA Euro 2012 prediction of a win for the “delighted” citizens of Spain; ACC’s visit from millennial producers; thirteen more “militants” droned in Yemen and Waziristan |
0:18:07 | UK Parliament holds serious discussion of leaving EU; CNBC shocked that LIBOR conspiracy theories turn out to be “same old stuff”; Santander Bank now experiencing NatWest “glitch” |
0:28:07 | Producer Segment |
0:33:22 | Nigel Farage on Haiku Herman’s “breakthrough”: “last time you were here you told we’d turned the corner!”, calls out “unelected President” José Manuel Barroso for G20 democracy boast; Finland and Netherlands trying to block €700bn ESM bonanza for banks; RT on EU Parliament’s rejection of ACTA, Commissioner for Trade Karel De Gucht promises endless cycle of votes, JCD: “he looks like a dick”, evidence of Fortis Bank insider trading |
0:46:47 | Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni flee to Canada just ahead of anti-corruption police, €6.35bn in polls showing popularity of Dominique Strauss-Kahn; German BND report calling for €10T |
0:53:42 | Lucifer Clinton headed to Paris to visit her hairdresser; WikiLeaks to publish its Syria Files with news organizations worldwide; Human Rights Watch’s $100M Soros grant, “we made them suck their own blood off the floor” torture report based on Skype interviews; Syrian TV journalist to BBC on taking orders from management: “we are liars to the nation” (CotD) |
1:03:58 | Soledad O’Brien and her CNN sidekicks pretend to enjoy Taco Bell on set |
1:06:04 | Victoria Nuland openly discusses Saudi Arabia sending arms to Syria; Group of Friends of the Syrian People meeting in Paris with GTZ Gesellschaft für Technische Zusammenarbeit to divvy up Syrian assets; Donald Rumsfeld doing pipeline work in Georgia with Haiku Herman |
1:12:50 | Ultra-orthodox Jews leeching stipends from Israeli government while refusing military service |
1:16:15 | Taco Bell celebrity chef Lorena Garcia raving to CNN about her “wonderful marinade” |
1:18:36 | Terrorist front CAIR Chicago chapter head Ahmed Rehab to serve on Rahm Emanuel’s New Americans Advisory Committee; upcoming elections in Libya; Matt Lee questions premature congratulation for Mexican President-elect as opposed to Vladimir Putin |
1:23:34 | Unreported “mystery disease” killing Cambodian children, ACC: “we ran out of African kids” |
1:26:10 | Donation Segment: “Donna Drontalist”; ACC’s lack of a Hot Pockets 2009 Tour trailer |
1:44:57 | Kim Dotcom accuses Joe Biden of shutting down Megaupload at the behest of MPAA & RIAA |
1:46:19 | ~Study finds 5% of children suffer from IED Intermittent Explosive Disorder; GlaxoSmithKline to pay $3bn fine in fraud case, Dr. Drew Pinsky paid $275k to shill for Wellbutrin SR |
1:56:00 | BBC pushing “quad pill” HIV drug alongside new HIV home test with 5% false positive rate, JCD unimpressed with ACC’s theory about lethality of AIDS drugs |
2:05:53 | New reality show Stars Earn Stripes hosted by Wes Clark; amusingly-accented report on Pakistani supply route to Afghanistan reopening after non-apology from Lucifer Clinton; Nuland refuses to say anything beyond “there were mistakes made on both sides” |
2:14:16 | Russia offering to bail out Cyprus; Yasser Arafat’s polonium traces; anti-Putin “White Album” |
2:18:13 | Alabama Airbus plant; “pilot error” in Air France 447 crash; CNN “debunks” London Olympics terror plot; spook George Entwistle to head BBC; Twitter transparency report WTF |
2:29:04 | Kevin Trenberth: “look out the window and you see climate change in action”; Manning teaser |
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