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411 Seal Team 666 (2012-05-24)

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0:00:00JCD: (Stoner voice)You guys are awesome! …” (1:48:00)
0:00:38JCD amused by ACC’s WIN T-PLUS pills for testosterone support
0:02:18Obama cheeseburger code and US Airways 787 panic over passenger’s “boob bomb” note
0:06:51Lucifer Clinton’s Special Operations Command Gala Dinner keynote on Bureau of Conflict and Stabilization Operations, Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications running counter-propaganda against “advertising campaign on key tribal web sites” by al-Qaeda in Yemen, Excalibur replica presented by Adm. William McRaven: “my guess is it will come out easily in your hand”; JCD Red Book: TSA washing machine wringer
0:12:45Democracy Now reluctantly gripes about John Brennan’s drone strike kill list; AP report based on orchestrated leak; drone pilot producer note: “we are human”; Montgomery County Texas looking into arming drone with rubber bullets in the spirit of FPSRussia
0:23:451973 United Nations Convention on the Law of the Sea Article 2 Section 3: “the sovereignty over the territorial sea is exercised subject to this Convention and to other rules of international law”, International Seabed Authority based in Jamaica; Lucifer Clinton scoffs at her “my personal favorite” straw man argument that ISA taxes will fund terrorism, “permanent veto power” lie, “the Enterprise” subsidiary, condescending “the black helicopters are on their way”; insidious “global commons” extending into space and convenient for building pipelines
0:39:50Producer Segment: ACC on TWiT 354; No Agenda poems e-book; Lizzie “shut up, slave!
0:58:38Bill Gates TED talk: “if we do a really good job on new vaccines … we could lower that by perhaps 10 or 15 percent”; BBC on relaxation of Chinese one-child policy; “peak babies” in Europe; history of “smallpox vaccines” in Africa given only to women, Gates’ two limousines
1:09:11And Now Back to Real News: Good Morning Americacheck this out!” Hollywood giggle-fest; cable companies “joining forces” to bring in “free” Wi-Fi; DoD credit in Moneyball
1:16:49Lockerbie “bomber” Abdelbaset al-Megrahi dead at 60, CNN belatedly questioning the official story, ACC Red Book: new link to Iran or Lebanon; MSNBC links Iranian military commander calling for annihilation of Israel to Hitler, “this is the biggest news item of the day”
1:23:15“Ghosts!” on JCD’s Zoom H2 recorder; fundamentalist pastor Charles L. Worley’s plan to deal with “all lesbians and queers” by penning them in an electrified fence
1:28:33Donation Segment: ACC’s bachelor party on Friday July 13; Shriners Hospital auditions
1:56:44United Federation of Teachers propagating New York Cyberbullying Census
2:02:39Mysterious Universe podcast “naked and green” hitchhiker story
2:05:23Visiting Mario Monti mocked by Emilia earthquake survivors; video of Angela Merkel struggling to locate Berlin on a map; Haiku Herman celebrates the “tree pillars of gross” in effort to keep Greece in “euro area”; UKIP MEP Godfrey Bloom on proposed financial transaction tax, to MEP Vicky Ford: “you fiddle about in your silly little committees having betrayed my country, you scoundrel!”; Nigel Farage predicts “a few difficult weeks” if Greece leaves
2:21:35Obama tortures Pakistani president by leaving him with Hillary, ten droned in Waziristan, Baku to host Eurovision Song Contest; digital artifacts in bin Laden situation room photos
2:26:34ABC teaser for extravagantly gay American Family; Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, ACC proposes humiliating social media version of This Was Your Life and Queen For a Day
2:33:25Democracy Now on Chicago police attacking NATO protest live streamers; ACC’s “call it” CNN game, Dvorak family Cinemax “tits or no tits”; Dr. Rima Laibow on neo-aristocracy’s “culling of the useless eaters” WHO sterilization for end of show (CotD)