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406 Zombie Walk (2012-05-06)

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0:00:00JCD: “Turn out that being a podcaster means you are clinically insane.” (2:24:53)
0:00:34ACC’s mold allergy low energy and dizziness, Kardashian stalking nightmare; election riots in Egypt and Armenia, The Daily Express on shadowy EU plot to eject Great Britain
0:07:01HMS Ocean blundering around on the Thames to protect London Olympics, ACC: “that thing must be a bitch to parallel park”; Exercise Olympic Guardian preparing for 9/11-style attacks as well as “lower, slower type of target”, JCD: “the homeless”, apartment building surface-to-air missiles; helicopter cabin skit, “al-Qaeda jet fighter” at Gatwick
0:15:59The War on Chicken: Warren Buffet buys Meyn Holding; RSS runting-stunting syndrome
0:20:57Bin Laden raid situation room catering by Costco, Obama to Brian Williams: Navy SEALs indistinguishable from “accountants, or doctors, or worked at Home Depot”, cell phone cigar humidor, staff member’s rehearsed “because of the President’s decision”; Obama’s favorite show Homeland; weekly address: “it’s time to focus on nation-building here at home”
0:33:32Less Antman at Libertarian National Convention: Republican nominee “must want to kill lots of foreigners”, Obama “holds the record for most children killed by a Nobel Peace Prize winner”; JCD watching Gary Johnson’s nose-fiddling, nomination speech for end of show
0:37:26Bizarre Guantánamo Bay military tribunals for 9/11 “masterminds” held behind closed doors
0:40:21Producer Segment: JCD recommends The Osterman Weekend film
0:43:28ABC’s al-Qaeda “body bomb” report revisited; “Biden is totally unprepared for that post” plot to assassinate Obama, Anwar al-Awlaki’s résume, Richard Clarke compares bin Laden to Hitler, Inspire magazine’s “troubling” forest fire scheme, Australia named a prime target
0:54:50White Plains police who tasered and killed Kenneth Chamberlain after activation of his LifeAid necklace exonerated by grand jury; student Daniel Chong forgotten in holding cell by DEA
1:01:30Berkeley “hikers” arrested in Iran getting married, CIA’s attempt to recruit Gina Smith; FBI pushing “wiretap friendly” technology; British report on child pornography sponsored by Christian organizations; JCD predicts firing of Bill Maher for attacking Mormon church
1:13:39Warren Buffett minion Charlie Munger’s refusal to submit to prostate screenings, “I think gold is a great thing to see into your garments if you’re a Jewish family in Vienna in 1939”
1:18:04Lucifer Clinton’s stern warning for bullies, JCD fondly recalls “sticks and stones”; Common Sense Media “digital harassment”, Chelsea Clinton on board, “The Truth About Sexting”
1:33:48Biodiversitée: dead pelicans and dolphins off coast of Peru; American Bird Conservancy’s wind power Google map; IPCC report Managing the Risks of Extreme Events and Disasters to Advance Climate Change Adaptation: “virtually certain” we might have some warm weather
1:41:37Donation Segment: ACC’s castle in Belgium; ACC’s Manifesto ad; Hollande beats Sarkozy
2:02:52The Weekly Hooker Report: new rape allegation by prostitute against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Colombian prostitute stiffed by Secret Service “bunch of fools” to the tune of $800
2:05:24Annual Zombie Walk in Prague; Montreal students parading naked against tuition hikes;
2:08:57Blind Chinese dissident Chen Guangcheng “escapes” just in time to serve as distraction from actual reason for visit by Lucifer Clinton and Timmy Geithner; Geithner’s office number 3330
2:14:36Russia and Japan in talks over Sakhalin Island gas pipeline; drone strike on North Waziristan “militants”; “Halliburton loophole” oil & gas exemption in 2005 Safe Drinking Water Act
2:22:41BBC shilling for antipsychotics vs placebo; 70% of DSM-5 taskforce with conflicts of interest
2:26:33Best Buy joker uses customer’s phone to out him as gay; “wantologists” the new life coaches, seduction of Ms. Micky’s wealthy friend, Dutch “gerbil coaches”, scam