0:00:00 | JCD: “It’s a simple fact, that’s the way a government can control the population.” (2:53:37) |
0:00:34 | Slide whistle for JCD’s 60th birthday |
0:02:39 | GSA head Martha Johnson resigns over extravagant spending on Las Vegas conference |
0:07:25 | Hollywood Whackers: Dr. Drew takes issue with Whitney Houston autopsy with “accidental drowning” face-down in a foot of water, ACC: “she was killed!” |
0:10:11 | Producer Segment: Batman “citizen” clips; The Wine Down podcast “in the morning” |
0:30:28 | Obama’s absurd lies about “unprecedented” prospect of Supreme Court overturning “a law that was passed by a strong majority”; ill-advised “unelected group of people”; more lies from Carney, “it was clear to most folks who observe this and understand”; half-dead Bill Clinton: “I believe George Washington signed a bill to require able-bodied male citizens to have a rifle in their home, so if those facts are right, what is this case about, anyway?” (CotD) |
0:39:18 | February 9 “largest joint federal-state settlement” vs banks selling tainted mortgages to Fannie & Freddie; Matt Lee laughs at State Department spokeshole trying to explain Rewards for Justice offer of $10M for information on Hafiz Muhammad Saeed under pressure from India |
0:52:42 | Arizona House Bill 2549 “annoy or offend” revisions for electronic communication |
0:59:23 | US planning nuclear-powered drones, Boeing developing hydrogen-powered drones; Reaper drone crashes in Seychelles; ACC: “where can I get one?” |
1:08:25 | Philadelphia TSA nab man with M-80 firecrackers and flash powder |
1:10:10 | DSM-5’s role in pushing drugs “that will make you wig out”; producer note on late-talking child with “Einstein syndrome”; Trifexis heartworm drug ad with dog in a series of tubes, “vomiting, itching, and lethargy”; tuberculosis case in Lorain County Ohio high school |
1:19:39 | BART “introducing, or campaigning” new vinyl seats to its passengers |
1:23:42 | Kony 2012 Part II: Beyond Famous with 302 views, Alex Jones “pro-war activism!” cameo; Donald Trump overturns disqualification of transgender Jenna Talackova for Miss Universe |
1:29:32 | H.R.3523 Cyber Intelligence Sharing and Protection Act; British ISPs spying on customers |
1:34:56 | Donation Segment: ACC’s new slide whistle and clouds of gnats |
2:03:14 | Pentagon video with proposal for FunVax fundamentalism vaccine affecting VMAT2 gene using “respiratory viruses such as flu or rhinoviruses”, JCD declares it an April Fools’ joke |
2:11:00 | Naval drill with Israel and Greece including simulated attack on offshore gas assets; al-Qaeda gains ground in Mali; India offering to build pipeline from Sudan to Kenya or Djibouti |
2:13:17 | Iran suggests meeting with “High Priestess” Catherine Ashton in Damascus; “unverified footage” of fighting in Homs Syria, “UN Peacekeeping Department” headed to Damascus, Susan Rice scolds “shamefully and woefully divided” Security Council; Lucifer Clinton speaks to NATO ACT Allied Command Transformation “New World Order Army”; Schriever Wargame space warfare exercise and recent Vandenberg AFB launch; Putin all-in on “zombie gun” |
2:30:12 | Last surviving Enola Gay crew member gripes about high schoolers’ “World War 11” |
2:32:07 | C-SPAN student First Amendment documentary boils subject down to cigarette packaging |
2:37:49 | Ron Paul on his “wild ideas” like the Constitution; John McCain endorses “President Obama … excuse me, President Romney” (CotD) |
2:40:30 | Financial Times links pollution and hurricanes; JCD “Mailchimp” compilation |
2:43:14 | Helium-voiced The End of Money author David Wolman: “cash is actually the enemy of the poor” according to the Gates Foundation; ABBA’s Björn Ulvaeus all-in on cashless Sweden |
2:54:14 | Call for loan of Hot Pockets 2009 Tour trailer; Ted Kennedy yells his support for Obama |
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