0:00:00 | JCD: “You’re mentally ill, lady!” (2:29:24) |
0:00:33 | Rev. Manning “whup him with the Constitution!” jingle; Patrick Seale discussing Syria mashed up with Admiral Akbar from Return of the Jedi |
0:04:41 | ACC’s pipeline theory YouTube video; 25 killed and 170 injured in Aleppo explosion |
0:07:06 | Whitney Houston’s death at 48 to be celebrated on Glee, CVC: “that’s not a conspiracy theory, that’s marketing”; Clive Davis and Piers Morgan compare Jennifer Hudson to Houston; “crack is whack” to Diane Sawyer in 2002; ACC: “if anything this was an Illuminati sacrifice” |
0:13:55 | Lucifer Clinton clippity-clops in with Cyprus Foreign Minister to discuss “deepening and broadening” relations; Nabucco-West pipeline dead, undersea power cable plans; Israel LNG contract awarded to Italy, Clinton clippity-clops in with Italian Foreign Minister “who is well-known in Washington”; JCD on California vs “communist” Alaska divvying up oil revenues |
0:25:55 | Greek riots over latest bailout package with privatization revenue target of €50bn |
0:30:31 | Egyptian gas pipeline attacked ten times in 2011; Wolf Blitzer on Anonymous leaking “shocking” details from “secret e-mails!” about Syrian propaganda for Assad’s Barbara Walters interview; “key points” and PR plans from UN and ABC News; “CNN presents Nuclear Standoff next Sunday 8:00 Eastern”, JCD on price manipulation to kill alternative energy companies |
0:44:44 | Producer Segment |
0:55:42 | Al-Shabaab’s “reverse merger” with al-Qaeda, JCD: “how about Shish Kebab?” |
0:59:00 | Valentine’s Day a “gay holiday” in India; WikiLeaks cables from Jon Huntsman covering Chinese gay community, father’s exalted position in Mormon Church, Huntsman Gay Global Capital; skeptical BBC report on Sunni-Shia tensions in Bahrain; February 14 in history |
1:09:43 | Executive Order 12958 Classified National Security Information rubber stamp authority; Eric Holder weasels out of Sen. Ron Wyden’s request for legal authority to drone Anwar al-Awlaki |
1:15:09 | ACC Red Book: JFK plaything Mimi Beardsley and Bill Clinton documentary as omens of Obama revelation; Iron Sky “Nazis from the Moon” trailer, “all presidents who start a war in their first term get re-elected”; Judge Napolitano’s show cancelled as predicted |
1:19:36 | Rep. John Fleming posts reaction to The Onion article “Planned Parenthood Opens $8 Billion Abortionplex”; possible hoax of father shooting disrespectful daughter’s laptop with .45 |
1:22:50 | New UK auto insurance partnership with TomTom, “stern e-mail to the driver” for speeding, computer-generated “slow down, slave!”, JCD: “the black box’ll know it’s a woman driver!” |
1:30:20 | Al Cárdenas warning about possible emergence of Jeb Bush at brokered convention |
1:34:21 | USS Gabrielle Giffords, Gabby author Jeffrey Zaslow dead in Michigan car crash |
1:36:25 | Frank Luntz to John Stossel on “taxes” vs “revenue”, Obama’s “no more bailouts” |
1:38:34 | Sarah Palin pretends to have discovered “crony capitalism”; JCD on anonymous ghostwriters |
1:41:02 | Donation Segment: ACC’s awful “the simple joy of being first” McDonald’s voiceover |
2:09:46 | Diane Sawyer on new DoJ settlement forcing banks to renegotiate underwater loans “on a case-by-case basis”; conflicting stories about who is paying for the program, corrupt California Attorney General Kamala Harris, brother-in-law Tony West worth $65M to Obama campaign |
2:23:51 | Dr. Drew Pinsky caller asks about long-term risk from “giving” anal sex, “you gotta make sure you get that Gardasil vaccine … it’s insane not to take it”; Viagra “stumbled upon” as treatment for rare pediatric lymphatic disease just in time for another patent |
2:28:55 | DSM-5 to classify grief and shyness as mental illnesses, ACC: “just give Viagra to everybody!” |
2:30:15 | California to spend an additional $1bn on prisons by defunding libraries |
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