0:00:00 | (Atmospheric excerpt from pre-stream.) |
0:01:06 | ACC in Bonaire with “Lex Luthor and the Iranian Princess”, 600 Dutch government workers, €28M from EU for infrastructure; Twitter recommends JCD follow the late Soupy Sales |
0:07:56 | Joe Paterno dead at 85, “why take a chance?” two to the head theory |
0:12:02 | Erin Burnett: women love Gingrich when he says “red is blue”; JCD on Rush Limbaugh working for Romney via Bain Capital and Clear Channel, Fox & MSNBC obsessed with super PAC money flowing into the media, most frequent White House guest Rachel Maddow: “happy birthday to Citizens United”, former RNC chair Michael Powell: Gingrich looking forward to website visitors “writing a check”, Fox promoting Florida “money bomb”, Ed Schultz: Romney “gonna have to do it fast”; JCD: “this’ll be a close election the whole time, you watch” |
0:24:38 | Rumors of massive donations to Obama’s 2008 campaign from overseas; distracted Neil Cavuto compares Ron Paul to “thin Rodney Dangerfield” and cuts him off |
0:31:00 | Producer Segment: Read No Agenda crowdsourced transcriptions |
0:39:14 | JCD Red Book: Gingrich forced to quit; Gary Johnson to MSNBC on Gingrich’s hypocritical death penalty proposal for marijuana; Alex Castellanos: Romney a “tweaker”; Rick Santorum’s “unhappy check” lie about his tax return |
0:43:51 | $320M IRS web site upgrade, JCD: “that’s gotta include building a new IRS building!” |
0:47:08 | Jon Stewart mocks idiot Rep. Mel Watt’s folksy endorsement of SOPA: “we need parallels in the virtual world to what we have in the real world”; “coincidental” indictment of MegaUpload’s Kim Dotcom, indictment unavailable due to attack on justice.gov by Anonymous, unencrypted e-mails and sketchy affiliates in Virginia, former Clinton attorney Robert Bennett to defend the company, ACC: “this is a PR operation”; Supreme Court upholds GATT copyright restoration; former Sen. Chris Dodd threatening Obama administration on behalf of Hollywood; British ISPs to force new subscribers to choose between filtered and unfiltered |
1:08:02 | And Now Back to Real News: Entertainment Tonight “plug-o-rama”, Hollywood Hills severed head “straight from a movie plot”, Costa Concordia “the Titanic movie keeps coming up”; Ozzy Osbourne “CBS colonoscopy sweepstakes”; diabetic Paula Deen shilling for Novo Nordisk |
1:17:44 | Ulsterman White House Insider on delay in court case against Kinde Durkee for stealing $5M in Dianne Feinstein campaign funds, Kam Kuwata opposing “miserable woman” Kamala Harris in attorney general race, ACC’s Obama twins theory, bin Laden assassination announced by Feinstein at Kuwata funeral; NewsHour 30-second spot for BNSF and Gates Foundation |
1:29:18 | Donation Segment |
1:37:47 | Russia, US, and EU talking Moon bases |
1:38:28 | Ebay CEO John Donahoe at CES: “I like that person’s shoes, let me snap a picture”, JCD: “are you just a complete moron, you can’t buy a tie??” (JCDPPotD) |
1:40:53 | TSA “real dickwad” at George Bush Intercontinental Airport X-ray machine yelling about “big appliance” in ACC’s bag, “we watched you walk” for Ms. Micky’s difference in leg lengths |
1:48:00 | Party at the E-cropolis jingles; Institute of International Finance ditches talks with IMF |
1:49:58 | Islamist candidates dominate Egyptian parliamentary elections; Lex Luthor’s “Persian Princess”: young Iranians getting accosted for adopting Western haircuts seen on YouTube |
1:56:44 | Croatians vote to join EU; Irish journalist Vincent Browne grills ECB shills: “why are the Irish people required to pay billions to unguaranteed bondholders under threat to the ECB?” |
2:04:22 | House and Senate versions of Enemy Expatriation Act; one more show from “Boner” |
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