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365 Trojan Horse (2011-12-15)

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0:00:00JCD: “That’s the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard!” (0:45:06)
0:00:33CNN promoting SOPA; Rep. Raul Labrador and Producer Maynard for end of show
0:03:04Distraction of the Week: Nuclear Regulatory Commission chairman Gregory “Jack-off” Jaczko accused of being a bully, C-SPAN running teaser clips, “true or false” questions from Jason Chaffetz, Rep. Trey Gowdy: “when you have four eyewitnesses that testify to someone under oath, you know what they call a defendant after that? an inmate”
0:14:28Obama recycles his “marry up” jokes at Fort Bragg
0:17:26Producer Segment: Atomic Rod Adams’ small modular nuclear reactors
0:26:01Jerry Sandusky lawyer’s 1-800-REALITY joke backfires: “horny gay, bi, and bi-curious studs”
0:29:34JCD irked by “very exciting!” and “veggies” in vitamin supplements (JCDPPotD)
0:32:05Lucifer Clinton to PBS on “what the United States stands for” superimposed with “we came, we saw, he died”; Matt Lauer and Matt Damon fall over themselves trying to avoid saying anything negative about Disney; We Bought a Zoo little girl “yay!
0:36:22Executive Order 13593 2011 Amendments to the Manual for Courts-Martial with missing Annex just in time for beginning of Bradley Manning trial
0:40:48Facebook enables flagging posts as suicidal; local news report on workplace bullying causing “anxiety attacks and high blood pressure” in former employee with vocoder filter, JCD on Bill Gates’ “do we pay you for working here?” management style, Noodle Boy revisited
0:51:35Price of gold down because of banks liquidating holdings to raise cash; Obama hollers his endorsement of crooked MF Global CEO Jon Corzine in 2009: “he’s also one of the best partners I have in the White House”, “fired up, ready to go!”; JCD on MF Global’s criminal mingling of working funds and customer funds; Sen. Debbie Stabenow asks “Mr. Corzine, where’s the money?”, Corzine lies “I never directed, uh, anyone at MF Global to misuse, uh, customer funds”, “as far as I’m concerned”, Corzine a co-author of Sarbanes–Oxley Act
1:05:35Nigel Farage compares new EU fiscal compact to Titanic
1:09:14Distraction of the Week: NTSB distracted driving recommendations interpreted as Bluetooth headset ban; Ron Paul cites Article 1 Section 8 of the Constitution
1:12:42Rachel Madcow propagates meme that “old Doctor Paul” winning in Iowa is meaningless, Chris Wallace: Paul win “will discredit the Iowa caucuses”
1:19:10Berkeley hummer Jill Abramson revisited, Science article on vocal fry creeping into American speech patterns, JCD on sparrow dialects and picking up police speech patterns
1:26:35Donation Segment
1:45:53Kim Kardashian and Oprah Winfrey on charity missions to Haiti
1:48:14Syria relegated to New York Times page 13; Dick Cheney to Erin Burnett: drone captured by Iran should have been destroyed; Trojan Horse theory revisited, JCD: “it landed!”
1:52:52Ted Koppel in Green Zone: “the United states is not leaving Iraq”, “yes, to a large extent, it is about the oil”; Obama lies about size of embassy: “comparable to other countries that we think are important”; Blackwater’s name change to Academi
1:59:30Win Lose or Drone: NOTAM warns about drones at 18,000 feet over New York area
2:02:09Rep. John Carter bitches about Obama administration classifying Fort Hood shooting as “workplace violence” instead of terrorism; boring C-SPAN business as usual
2:08:22ACC labels shooting in Liège Belgium by 33-year-old a false flag for new government
2:11:00Pfizer ad with Berkeley hummers pushing estrogen therapy for vaginal dryness