0:00:00 | JCD: “Pull it!” |
0:00:35 | VIPR teams “highly visible” in San Francisco; discarded bag checks on Manhattan police scanners, breaking news: nebulous car bomb threat “developed by the CIA overseas”, “described both as unconfirmed but also specific and credible”; CIA operative talking to Greg “Gutbutt”; new al-Qaeda CEO and one or more US citizens, CNN digital sound effects; distraction from lame Obama jobs speech; notice to Congress: state of emergency continued for another year |
0:13:08 | Lucy Napolitano to stooge Andrea Mitchell on “increased chatter”; Executive Order 13584 Developing an Integrated Strategic Counterterrorism Communications Initiative with “al-Qa’ida” and “digital tools”, Lucifer Clinton: “we put our people … on key channels like Al Jazeera”, Center for Strategic Counterterrorism Communications “tech-savvy specialists”; Vivek Kundra’s “real-time dashboards” with “attack vectors” revisited; DOT “digital outreach team” |
0:30:52 | 18 U.S.C. §2339B material support for terrorist organizations, Pakistani Jubair Ahmad arrested for supporting Lashkar-e-Taiba by uploading a YouTube video, JCD on “knock it off” policing vs law enforcement entrapment; improving jobs numbers by counting slaves in prison; JCD Red Book: Lucy Napolitano ends up as CEO of major corporation, ACC: “Yahoo” |
0:37:07 | Distraction of PBS omitting Obama’s assertion that Lincoln founded the GOP; Valerie Jarrett to douchebag Rachel Maddow: Obama all-in on “putting a little extra pot… money in the pot, pockets of folks who are struggling”, “pass this plan, and they should do it right this minute” mantra, “there are certain things that Americans expect their government to do” meme, tax break for hiring those who have been “out of the work”, Maddow bewildered by proposed legislation rollout “next week”; Obama weekly address for “the 9/11 generation”, “we finally delivered justice to Osama bin Laden”, “security of our homeland” meme, ironic “as Americans we refuse to live in fear”, “it is time for nation-building here at home” |
0:50:50 | Producer Segment: ACC reading A Dog’s Purpose; “bunga bunga parties” in Ireland |
1:13:30 | British MP Rory Stewart on overly optimistic “decisive year” predictions for Afghanistan, RAND Corporation’s The Beginner’s Guide to Nation-Building with vaccination meme on front cover; Nicholas Ridley’s 1990 monetary union assertion: “German racket designed to take over the whole of Europe”, Romano Prodi in 2001: “some day there will be a crisis and new instruments will be created”; Greek shops closing over 10% VAT hike; “bunga bunga” Berlusconi’s “solidarity tax” on the rich and retirement age increase for women |
1:23:09 | 10% grocery discount at Safeway for getting flu shot; Contagion swine/bird flu hybrid |
1:24:55 | UBS Warburg predicting civil wars from EU collapse; ACC’s dinner with Dutch stem cell banker predicting 130-year lifespan, JCD: “did the guy leave your house on a unicorn?” |
1:28:20 | John “O’Boehner” on hot mic bragging about his golf game to Joe O’Biden; California “live drive time traffic” report on a Saturday; Orange County rail shutdown due to power outage, ACC blames solar flares or rolling blackout smart grid scam; Obama stumping in Irene-ravaged New Jersey and promising wads of cash “when one part of the country gets infected” |
1:41:38 | And Now Back to Real News: viral video of lab chimps released by mysterious German PR millionaire Michael Aufhauser, promotion for Disney’s upcoming Chimpanzee documentary |
1:47:09 | Susan Rice on UN Security Council discussing boots on the ground in Libya, Berlusconi admits he was pressured by US into opposing Gaddafi; former Congressman Walter Fauntroy in hiding for a month after witnessing NATO atrocities, mission with crackpot preacher K. A. Paul |
1:56:09 | Donation Segment: Obama’s appropriation of Grandparents’ Day, JCD: “he’s a douchebag” |
2:06:29 | John’s Gonna Hum the Sunday Times: video game makers cashing in on tax breaks, “antisocial” meme, “Democrats Fret Aloud over Obama’s Chances” in 2012 |
2:11:52 | Michelle Obama farting meme in play; head-shaking at end of speech to joint Session |
2:15:47 | New stories about fighter pilots preparing to ram hijacked planes; “glorified office manager” Dick “Zombie” Cheney to 60 Minutes on issuing United 93 shoot-down order, Rumsfeld’s 2004 “shot down the plane over Pennsylvania”; female Cleveland Center air traffic controller on bogus United 93 “confirmed hijacking” with open mic, “we heard them being killed”, Cleveland mayor’s emergency landing announcement omitted by 9/11 Commission report |
2:26:03 | Ron Paul in 1998 on Clinton’s unconstitutional Iraq bombing during Lewinsky scandal: “we’re liable to have more attacks on us by terrorists”; bin Laden’s post-9/11 blame for Clinton |
2:32:03 | Drone Nation: secondhand planes being outfitted with spy gear; earthquake machine hits Netherlands; Israel Channel 10 news resignations over forced apology to Sheldon Adelson |
2:36:04 | Bill O’Reilly misses Jay Carney’s “the President feels … that we need to put party ahead of country” flub; Rick Perry’s “assault” on Ron Paul during debate ad break, O’Reilly: Paul a “gadfly”, Politico’s link to Reagan Library |
2:42:11 | MacFarlane Smith’s secretive opium poppy farming operation in Great Britain, “the UN says opium production in Afghanistan has been on the rise since the US occupation began in 2001” |
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