0:00:00 | JCD: “Everyone else was watching the Kardashians, that’s what the Americans do …” (1:15:10) |
0:00:36 | New York Times and Time Magazine exploiting 10th anniversary of 9/11, “never before seen pictures”; lmgtfy.com; ACC’s upcoming root canal, “they’re gonna put a chip in there!” |
0:07:31 | EU elites now using term “United States of Europe”; C-SPAN covering British phone hacking |
0:14:19 | Lucy Napolitano on need to protect Constitutional rights “values”, “you’re not doin’ it the right way!” in naked body scanners; Seattle TSA freakout over JCD’s trip through magnetometer; Napolitano “look!”, Americans “would rather … be safe than sorry”, if you see something say something foiling 33% of plots; MTA’s efforts to “protect the slogan”; “yes, yes, and yes” when queried about nature of “next 9/11”, “the information obtained from Ob… uh, uh, bin Laden’s compound” slip; 32-year plea deal for attempted terrorist “hate crime” bombing of MLK parade; JCD’s show idea Generation X 3, Molly Wood considering show with ACC |
0:34:24 | Producer Segment: Chen prime and star number 337; No Agenda Party platform |
1:02:17 | Rick Perry shills at Republican debate, Ron Paul on Mexican border: “think about those fences maybe being used against us, keeping us in”; Bill O’Reilly lies “I have read the Constitution, it doesn’t say anything about gold and silver” vs Article 1 Section 10 “No State shall … make any Thing but gold and silver Coin a Tender in Payment of Debts”, The Constitution jingle |
1:09:25 | Rick Perry almost says “I join my fellow Democrats”, Mitt Romney defends Perry for his 2007 Gardasil executive order; Newt Gingrich: DHS should be able to handle “three nuclear events in one morning”; MSNBC plays anti-GOP SEIU ad during commercial break |
1:15:10 | Kim Kardashian promoting sex tape after Vivid Entertainment deal |
1:16:27 | Baristas at San Jose coffee shop Cafe Quyen busted for working topless; infantile local news report on San Francisco’s proposed legislation requiring Castro nudists to sit on towels, ACC: “it’s a naked body, you idiots!”, Turn Off Your Television! jingle (ACCPPotD) |
1:20:11 | Ron Paul’s stumbling characterization of Perry’s Gardasil order, Al Sharpton blathers “this whole thing of Galeo was outvoted”, ACC’s Headbangers Ball teleprompter “herétic” gaffe; Julia Gillard reads “I’ll leave the political commentary and hyper-bowl to you”; JCD on vinyl records for fake interviews, ACC’s fake Janet Jackson interview, Space Ghost Coast to Coast |
1:28:43 | Jon Huntsman’s $13 per gallon oil meme; ACC’s visit to Mel Brooks’ beach house, Jack in the Box “now accepting EBT cards” sign, Food and Nutrition Act hot food exclusion; Burger King taken private by InBev to the tune of $4bn, undercooked beef hit job in Washington |
1:40:29 | US has never invaded a country with McDonald’s; Grand Theft Auto 4 radio caller: “eat lead, you Al-Conqueso motherfucker!”; NYT on packed Damascus shopping malls; UN calling for NATO to defend South Sudan; CNN on Russian surface to air missiles in Libya |
1:51:56 | Drone Nation jingle; Nigeria dumping 10% of its $33bn in US dollars for Chinese yuan |
1:53:48 | Donation Segment |
2:06:55 | 60 Minutes website plug “sponsored by Pfizer”; CNN accidentally confirms two Obamas theory |
2:10:21 | Shadow Puppet Theater: Clinton chief of staff Erskine Bowles joins Facebook board; Google shills in federal government delivering data for Obama campaign; Thom Hartmann on “execution-style killing” of infant in Iraq; FBI director Robert Mueller at Facebook headquarters |
2:18:06 | Pedobear! jingle, Joris Demmink formally charged with child sexual abuse |
2:20:16 | JMD’s No Agenda ABCs illustrated book, “J is for jabroney”; Hot Pockets 2008 Tour DVD |
2:25:34 | Bill Clinton’s 65th birthday with the Rothschilds and Inside Job producers; Footloose foots |
2:28:51 | Museum of Obsolete Objects promo video with “don’t try this at home” incandescent lightbulb |
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