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307 US-EU Framework Agreement (2011-05-26)

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0:00:00JCD: “Well aren’t you special!”
0:00:35ACC deja vu with eruption of Icelandic volcano Grímsvötn; Christine Lagarde jumping the gun with @lagarde_imf; German pundit to Russia Today: “Greek could leave the euro area without any big problems”, 40% youth unemployment, beach privatization, youth “irked” by similar unemployment in Spain; Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s hotel room number 2806, June 28 deadline for Socialist Party primaries, possible Putin-Sarkozy collusion, hotel room upgrade
0:14:54Obama’s “Irish roots” tour, Westminster Abbey guestbook signature dated 2008, ACC: “this is probably the other Obama and they had him in a deep sleep”; Enda Kenny’s “tribute” stolen from “the dream of our ancestors” speech; Parliament’s Black Rod “curtain rod”
0:21:55Lucifer Clinton and “High Priestess of the European Union” Baroness Ashton, US-EU Framework Agreement for “crisis management operations”, Lucifer to scripted Katie Couric: “calling out” Iran for support of Syria, “slow but steady progress” in Libya, Wicked Witch of the West “there’s no magic wand, if there were we’d be waving it like crazy”; signing ceremony with “chinless wonder” Ashton, “as always, Kathy and I had a lot to talk about”, “we welcome the EU’s decision to open an office in Benghazi”; previous agreements for Kosovo and Congo
0:35:57NATO bombing in Tripoli, eight Libyan ships sunk, Apache helicopters in “no fly zone”
0:38:34Producer Segment:
0:54:59The Bold and the Beautiful “I should have told you about those berries”; Oprah’s final show Distraction of the Week; HBO’s Too Big to Fail a pro-banker Ministry of Truth “piece of crap”
0:59:46Administration claims Obama was not in “The Beast” limo stuck in Dublin parking structure
1:01:03CNBC’s Mark Haines dead at 65 a week after Erin Burnett’s departure
1:03:23MedUni Vienna researchers find lithium in water reduces suicide rates
1:05:27And Now Back to Real News: New Zealand truck driver survives body inflation after falling onto compressed air hose between cab and trailer, final word from BBC: “Mr. McCormack confided that the air was gradually escaping his body in the way that air usually does”
1:08:15Ask Adam: NTSB finds “no definitive cause” for plane crash that killed Sen. Ted Stevens, collision avoidance maneuver, ACC: “they died from lack of speed”; bullcrap story of Air France 447 Airbus A330 falling from 40k feet without masks deploying; JCD on A380s landing at SFO, 747 piano bars, ACC story: flying MGM Grand Air with Sean Penn and family
1:17:38Gene Simmons unimpressed with Obama’s call for Israel to return to 1967 border
1:25:31Obama’s U2 reception in Ireland; 26 standing ovations for Benjamin Netanyahu in Congress
1:27:28Donation Segment: NPR ombudsman defends its Soros money, BBC advertorials for Dupont
1:42:52Elizabeth Warren gets antsy and resorts to royal “we” over scheduling conflict during Consumer Financial Protection Bureau confirmation hearing; David Cameron in press conference with Obama on terrorism: “both our people have suffered at our ha… at its hands”
1:49:07Douchebag Harry Reid desperate to pass PATRIOT Act extension, “we cannot this expire”, Sen. Rand Paul working “for terrorists to cover up their gun purchases”, Paul addresses “scurrilous accusation”, “shut up, slave” cloture vote, extension slipped into small business bill’s “and for other purposes”, Sen. Ron Wyden hunting at secret PATRIOT Act
2:00:59Ron Paul to Congress: “the last nail is being driven into the coffin of the American republic”, “without this understanding our endless, unnamed, and undeclared wars will continue and our wonderful experience with liberty will end” (CotD); Ms. Micky’s friend brings up Bilderberg Group; JCD predicts “great movies” in cycles-theoretic parallel with the 1970s