0:00:00 | ACC: “I am going to homeschool her with a stripper pole, and just move straight, just move straight…” JCD: “So she can go straight to college!” (1:59:36) |
0:00:37 | In the morning to “feet in the air”; ACC’s 5:30am wakeup |
0:02:04 | Ashley Judd chosen to be Hollywood Congo spokeshole, ACC: “where does Angelina buy her kids?”, Judd to Chris Matthews: “I’m a big fan of the Clinton Global Initiative”, Rethinking Refugees committee, scripted “80% of all refugees worldwide are girls… are, are women”, “this is more fun”; to be joined by Charlize Theron; Ban Ki-moon’s wise “invest in women” |
0:12:35 | Jay Carney mistakes Syria for Libya; Ron Paul on Geithner’s debt limit “apocalypse”: fearmongering “very similar to saying that Saddam Hussein had a nuclear weapon”, “they gave the depression to the people who lost their homes”, new members of Congress powerless |
0:21:57 | Producer Segment: ACC postmortem “smoke me!” |
0:36:00 | #blackout over New Zealand’s new file sharing legislation, idiot MP Katrina Shanks claims to be computer “sayvvy”, “it takes a bit from this box, and a bit from that box, and a bit from that computer”, “it’s really important to remember that file sharing is actually an illegal activity”, “quite different to copyright, where someone sends you a file, that’s different again” |
0:47:55 | Rick Santorum: population growth not at “replacement level” to support Social Security, addressing homeschoolers’ conferences; five Mississippi counties rounding up homeschoolers |
0:54:11 | Dr. Robert Lustig labeling all forms of sugar including HFCS as toxins |
0:58:20 | France considering outlawing prostitution, ACC: Champs-Élysées “tranny central” |
1:01:06 | Pulitzer rumors for NPR tweetmonger Andy Carvin, Washington Post: ACC as “media critic and veteran technology blogger”, objections distilled down to two sentences |
1:06:47 | Non-blonde new Russia Today hottie on State Department techno-expert training camps and “panic buttons”, US military fake account generators, 5% of Libyans with internet access vs barrage of tweets clamoring for US intervention, ACC: “Andy, make sure you retweet it!” |
1:14:52 | Donation Segment: NPR ad network; Matt Taibbi article on college loan scam (JCDPPotD) |
1:34:04 | CNN’s John King blathering at top speed about Taliban, ACC: “magnetized brain influence”; 1999 European Parliament document: “military research is ongoing on environmental manipulation as a weapon, as demonstrated for example by the Alaska-based HAARP system”; Coast to Coast AM on auroral effect lavender sky near Fukushima, points finger at China or Russian “Woodpecker” ELF; Rep. Peter King trying to steal 70cm amateur radio band |
1:44:33 | Another Atlas V launch from Vandenberg with classified NRO payload |
1:46:33 | Trains Good Planes Bad: Frank Lautenberg’s S.371 FREIGHT Focusing Resources, Economic Investment, and Guidance to Help Transportation Act, JCD: “nudge nudge wink wink” |
1:48:39 | Viagra patent expiring in 2012; US planes dropping bombs in Libya in spite of assurances from Robert Gates, “defensive airstrikes”; David Axelrod whines excuses for Obama’s failure to shut down Guantánamo Bay: “there is this institution … called the United States Congress”, “we wanted to close Guantánamo”; Pentagon having “second thoughts” about Iraq withdrawal |
1:57:08 | Negative effects of school Head Start Programs; O’Biden falls asleep during Obama speech |
2:04:55 | Donald Trump “a great job if I run, and if I win”, JCD: “red herring” with birth certificate |
2:06:36 | Producer note: Cisco VP Gary Bridge all-in on chipping schizophrenia patients; IRS precrime software; Sydney “if you see something say something” signs; proposed topless sunbathing ban |
2:12:18 | Judge rules for “I Heart Boobies” bracelets; Seattle high school renames Easter eggs “Spring spheres”; mother pushed aside by TSA groping her six-year-old; end-of-show Donald Trump |
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