0:00:00 | ACC: “Nothing like lesbian MILF cops.” (1:34:58) |
0:00:34 | JCD’s 3-second delay; Vivian Schiller fired by NPR, “no relation” Ron Schiller attacking Tea Party in Project Veritas undercover video, National Public Media Foundation and NPR Berlin; RPA Regional Plan Association shilling for high-speed rail, AECOM transportation executive Elliot G. Sander on board; Vivian Schiller at National Press Club Luncheon on “living abroad” during 1980s, “lying to fat American tourists” in Russia, ACC: “Russian spy” like NYT editor |
0:16:26 | Trains Good Planes Bad: Mad Men shilling for high-speed rail, “get a bumper sticker to show your support”; Thalys “the seats are beautiful” ad; Mad Men promo funded by U.S. PIRG, JCD on CALPIRG “assholes … that pushed through the so-called bottle bill in California”, website’s “featured giving opportunities”, “taking on the big corporate lobbyists” with rail |
0:25:08 | Gitmo prisoner review Executive Order “pusuant” to AUMF; Obama’s empty “no later than one year from now” promise; New York Times editorial blames “congressional spinelessness” |
0:29:52 | Producer Segment |
0:36:02 | “Lesbians mad at Justin Bieber?” and “why are the Kardashians famous?” teasers |
0:38:13 | Russia Today on journalists living it up in Libya, Hillary’s Al Jazeera egging on crowds; Anderson Cooper’s gunfire soundtrack, ACC gunfire skit; helmetless BBC reporter “keep your head down!”, fake fighter jet attack, journalist’s head obscured in video; hospital footage loop, Cooper “cannot confirm” disclaimers, Valley girl witness: “really really really stressful” |
0:52:01 | Ben Affleck the Hollywood shill for Congo conflict, Matt Damon waiting for assignment; EU Health Commissioner outs media fakery; Gaddafi not allowed to leave; David Petraeus and Robert Gates joking about bombing Libya; Rumsfeld still shilling for Karzai, “a lot of confidence in Petraeus” not mentioning Obama; Bill Richardson’s comment on secretly arming rebels missing from CNN transcript, pushing for no-fly zone, “get in there early” |
1:04:30 | Oil and gas pipeline projects in Congo and Uganda, Ocean’s Eleven cast for Africa shill assignments; Sean Penn to Anthony Bourdain on Haitian arts and crafts operations |
1:11:55 | Jesse Jackson Jr. proposes Constitutional Amendments; John McCain: iPads built in US |
1:16:09 | Austan Goolsbee guffaws about Alan Greenspan’s economic data videos destroyed on 9/11 |
1:19:43 | Donation Segment: Noodle Boy revisited; ACC reading Moonwalking with Shakespeare |
1:31:11 | Russia “OMOH” police rebranding, YouTube videos of girls kissing female cops |
1:35:07 | And Now Back to Real News: producer note on Charlie Sheen ziconotide painkiller theory, based on snail toxin, ACC: “it’s his tiger blood”; Eric Schmidt potential Commerce Secretary |
1:39:12 | Biodiversitée: Redondo Beach sardine kill-off, ACC predicts “big one” in a week, Los Angeles Times blames global warming; Atlanta resident’s $10k bill after smart water meter installation |
1:50:34 | Lucy Napolitano to Mike Huckabee on shift from pre-9/11 “massive international infiltrations … to weaponize airplanes”, internet “accelerant”, “we don’t want to make the terror aperture too narrow”, “multiple layers” vs box cutter fail; JCD on VIPR Gestapo on plane in Seattle and in Tampa bus station, no naked scanners in Dubai; ACC agitates for Tuesday show |
2:02:07 | $50bn worth of pharmaceuticals going out of patent; massive Amsterdam traffic jam due to HPV vaccinations; potential Glencorp merger with Xstrata |
2:08:47 | Airworthiness directive: no more lavatory oxygen, JCD story: flight attendant sliding on puke |
2:12:24 | Magic 33s: 133,333 Kinect sales per day, TV show identification app |
2:14:32 | Vancouver Island severed foot, US vs Canada “foots” totals; Kansas City Army drill with CIA and Canadian military; British council tax protests; Greek youth unemployment at 38% |
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