0:00:00 | JCD: (falsetto) “I’m a fancy fancy Englishman!” (1:18:24) |
0:00:38 | In the morning to the “hams on the air”; Meet the Press nolabels.org unity movement, Seattle outlawing stickers on public property, JCD: “not left, not right, forward ha-ha-ha!” |
0:05:21 | Producer Segment |
0:09:44 | CIA station chief outed in Pakistan, 50 “suspected insurgents” droned; drone crash in Texas backyard, JCD: put stickers on it; Michelle Obama to 60 Minutes in 2007: “he couldn’t be a smoking president”, Nicorette plug, “please, America, watch, keep an eye on him” |
0:16:07 | West Wing Week epilogue “I would’ve been sleepin’ on the couch!”, Senior Advisor Valerie Jarrett running the show at CEO meeting, mean “Michelle Obama look”, born in Shiraz Iran; Jarrett blathers at financial press for six minutes; JCD on husband-battering women, Jarrett’s ex-husband dead of heart attack, Michelle’s former boss in Daley’s office, Habitat CEO, ACC: “she’s a slum lord”, Hillary’s rise to “most powerful woman in the universe” |
0:25:34 | Australia trying to censor internet porn, French blacklist for ISPs, UK opt-in with “Ministry of Porn”; UN in early stages of taking over ICANN, ACTA Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement final draft, JCD on publishers taking control of copyright, ACC on expensive CC lawsuits |
0:34:55 | UN declares 2010 International Year of Biodiversitée with “goodwill ambassador” Edward Norton, “business as usual” and “tipping point” memes, crowdrise.com clearinghouse skimming 5%, 2009 “super unique” campaign for Maasai Wilderness Conservation |
0:42:33 | The Mail Online on Prince Charles’ new book Harmony, ACC: “I fear for Prince Charles’ life!”, “crackpot” notions from Diana, opposition to land mines; bogus CrowdRise peerage; Obama not invited to royal wedding, Obama’s empty Oval Office desk, “lotta pens” gag |
0:53:10 | Silvio Berlusconi 17-year-old dancer scandal “damaging the reputation of Italy” |
0:55:22 | National Organization for Women sues to declare Hooters unsuitable for minors |
0:57:47 | Child’s severed foot found on Washington beach, JCD medical cadaver prank theory |
1:00:35 | Trains Good Planes Bad: ABC on “full-body screenings”, al-Qaeda “determined and sophisticated”, TSA missing .40 Glock pistol in 2009, dismal “Red Team” results classified, bid for more and higher-paid TSA; USPS’ $8bn loss in 2009, Google data-gathering vehicle scheme |
1:10:48 | Donation Segment |
1:20:05 | Amtrak First Amendment policy; JCD: Fox trying to get rid of Bill O’Reilly; DHS Patriot app, DriveMeCrazy DMV tattling app; producer note on Dutch city’s burgernet |
1:27:56 | Mexican military “outgunned” by drug traffickers destroying 90k confiscated weapons |
1:30:51 | Dog the Bounty Hunter’s Randy Quaid theatrics; Winona Ryder 15-year-old story to GQ on Mel Gibson’s “oven-dodgers” Jewish slur; Gibson replaced by Bill Clinton on Hangover 2 |
1:38:49 | US-Russia START treaty ignored in favor of Miley Cyrus bong videos; Federal Reserve admits giving money to foreign banks, Chris Whalen to CNBC: Fed “there to support the speculators and they let the real economy go to Hell”; Ron Paul to head Subcommittee on Domestic Monetary Policy; Whalen on Fed money for GE and Verizon |
1:48:47 | No WikiLeaks documents on 9/11 or Oklahoma City bombing, Bank of America’s foolish announcement of PayPal-like boycott, Assange sitting on 5 GB of BoA documents; NewsHour on BoA and Wells Fargo making homeowners pay for foreclosure sale ads |
1:59:56 | Godzilla vs Mothra clip for end of show; KTLA on Mexicali earthquake and “Inland Empire” |
2:03:05 | Fresh Start Private alcohol treatment naltrexone shot “approved for use by a regulatory body” |
2:07:14 | Riots impacting the “Greece police” |
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