0:00:00 | JCD: “Fox News is absolutely disgusting!” (0:40:03) |
0:00:39 | JCD on varieties of and eating tips for persimmons, “phenomenal” pie, jujubes |
0:05:11 | Cease and desist on JCD playing kazoo during Gitmo Nation National Anthem |
0:07:05 | Producer Segment |
0:11:19 | CBS News helicopter catches missile launch off California coast, former Deputy Secretary of Defense Robert Ellsworth: “could be a test firing of an intercontinental ballistic missile”, Pentagon stooge John Pike: “it’s clearly an airplane contrail”, aircraft doctored out of video, NORAD “unable to provide specific details”; JCD on Vandenberg smoke trails vs contrails; military head-scratching, Pike “optical illusion”, ACC: “what flight was it?”, “changes course like an airplane”, “just the kind of ambiguity … that will feed conspiracy theories forever” |
0:26:23 | ACC on no NOTAM ahead of launch; dvorak.org and curry.com blocked by NASA, National Geospatial Intelligence Agency “intermittent missile firing operations” warning for Catalina Island, “one got away from them” theory; disabled Carnival cruise ship towed to San Diego instead of Mexico by aircraft carrier, Chinese EMP theory, systems disabled by single fire, 2007 Navy exercise with Chinese submarine, pre-G20 threats over US currency dilution |
0:39:45 | Kimberly Guilfoyle to Bill O’Reilly and Fox henhouse on TSA: “I have nothing to hide”, bogus assertion that Supreme Court has decided Fourth Amendment issue, media all-in on naked body scanners with exception of Andrew Napolitano, chatroom on implied consent |
0:46:34 | ACC on five scanners at Oakland, guy in wheelchair getting molested, JCD on “nothing to live for” justification; media demonstration of TSA feeling up mannequin, new terror scare “coincidence”, “breast portion” and “up close and personal” patdown; pilots union scanner warning covered up by flight attendant patdown hysteria; JCD: “the pilot is flying the plane!”, ACC recommends lawsuit over three-second groin touch; producer note on opt-out as “red flag event”, “command presence” attitude; TSA jobs “saved or created”; dosimeter experiment |
1:08:26 | Donation Segment: shill@noagendanation.com |
1:19:47 | Producer note on USB stick No Agenda on Airbus 380 and subsequent problems: “I think your show has hit Airbus in the mouth”; note on naked scanner opt-out “that’s my job” |
1:22:34 | Child-leashing producer testimonial; 900-person waiting list for Gitmo jewelry in Pittsburgh; ACC on LAPD lack of training on marijuana licenses; ACC’s trip to Lakers game |
1:28:38 | JCD’s Show 145 gold “sell”, World Bank gold pseudo-standard; Dambisa Moyo at Reboot America on need for some form of protectionism; Haiku Herman equates nationalism with “warmongering”, MEP Daniel Hannan on Allied patriotism in the World Wars, Van Rompuy on “danger of a new Euro-skepticism”: “there are people who believe their country can survive alone in the globalized world, it’s more than an illusion, it is a lie”, “nationalism leads to war” |
1:41:29 | Producer note on photographer friend in Haiti asked to shoot “happy families on the beach” |
1:42:39 | And Now Back to Real News: Access Hollywood wrap-up with Glee “bullies are gay” meme |
1:46:27 | Codex Alimentarius aspartame approval list; CVC kicks aspartame gum habit |
1:51:27 | Network advertising quiz: “his first weanlings are selling now” for racehorse |
1:54:14 | Harrison Ford silent on biodiversitée to Letterman; high school textbook on GMO benefit “insect biodiversitée is preserved”, JCD: “exercise in futility”, Geosystems doom and gloom |
2:01:34 | Pre-crime “predictive policing”; end-of-show Hillary Clinton interview by Hamish & Andy |
2:04:16 | CNN package: teens who text too much “much more likely to binge drink, do drugs, fight, and probably have already had sex”, “clearly our study does not demonstrate cause and effect” |
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