0:00:00 | JCD: “So leprechauns seem to have a red beard.” (1:53:07) |
0:00:33 | ACC in Amsterdam sending JCD e-mails to ignore, “uppity slaves” at “outstanding” meetup, Berlitz Dutch for Travellers for JCD, “there is hope for this country after all”, ACC looking like Jon Hamm in new glasses replacing rose-colored ones, JCD’s yellow inspector lenses |
0:09:09 | Geert Wilders 9/11 speech; Terry Jones backs off on Koran burning after Robert Gates talking-to, Victory Mosque CIA connection, JCD honeypot theory; ACC’s father’s “in the morning” |
0:17:37 | Duped by Canadian “holographic” child in road actually done in chalk |
0:19:09 | Producer Segment |
0:25:41 | BBC breaking news: British troops investigated for smuggling heroin |
0:28:17 | Sniffling Michelle Obama Shanksville meme-fest “no strangers to service”, Obama weekly address “national day of service”; empty LAX arrivals video, Rumsfeld “shot down the plane over Pennsylvania”; Thomas Keene on new type of plastic explosive used by crotch bomber |
0:39:18 | Boring Obama press conference on failure to close Gitmo; Skull and Bones Austan Goolsbee to replace Christina Romer, “extemporaneous speaking” bullshit award; stammering Obama: “as someone who relies heavily on my Christian faith in my job”, scrubbed Politico missing wedding ring story; West Wing Week for “the year 5771”, Rosh Hashanah conference call; JCD on two-Obama theory: “one of ‘em’s got grayer hair, the one’s slower-witted” |
0:50:58 | San Luis Obispo sheriff warning about Pedobear “made popular by pedophiles and sexual deviants”; MSNBC on “sightings” in Southern California, JCD: “these are the dumbest fucks I’ve ever seen in my life, these people!”, SAFE Sexual Assault Felony Enforcement hotline |
0:57:44 | BBC on UK earthquake training exercise, “we don’t get many earthquakes in this country … it could be, God forbid, a 9/11”, Haiti comparison, 11 deaths from earthquakes since 974 |
1:02:35 | Donation Segment |
1:10:31 | Raytheon Missile Systems VP Mike Booen enthuses about new slave-frying weapon at LA jail: “when they set their phasers to stun, they did that that so they didn’t kill people”, “this will get your attention and make your brain focus on making it stop”, giggling journalists zapped, ACLU: torture device “guinea pigs”; excuse for Gitmo jewelry and more jails |
1:21:33 | Pregnant woman denied opt-out at O’Hare, TSA “less than an ultrasound”; pharmacist lying about flu shot; random searches for PATCO commuters; North Carolina sheriffs seeking painkiller prescription records; appeals court: no search warrant needed for cell location data |
1:28:35 | Thom Hartmann on family’s Republican background, JCD on evolution of political bumper stickers; Bringing America Home author Tom Pauken on Fox News blacklist, JCD on left-wing neo-conservative Bush; Boiling Mad: Inside Tea Party America author Kate Zernike on pervasive “strong anti-establishment feeling”; “co-opted” Tea Party and checklist Republicans |
1:40:40 | Trains Good Planes Bad: transplant kidney refused by airline, unmedicated model Tiffany Livingston JetBlue door freakout, SkyRider stand-up seats; JCD on flying with human heart |
1:46:10 | Lightning strikes BOPEC oil storage facilities in Bonaire and Curaçao |
1:48:42 | Carol Burnett to Joy Behar on Barbara Stanwyck’s “my leprechaun told me”; Kalmyk president Kirsan Ilyumzhinov’s abduction claim; Resident Evil 3D continues zombie meme |
1:54:21 | Second IMF installment for Greece; American Greed on Bernie Madoff’s arrival to jail |
2:00:48 | Watsonville CA says no to water fluoridation; EPA cracking down on stormwater runoff |
2:03:43 | Survivor “I didn’t get to manage $400M worth of business at Yahoo by just being a nice guy” |
2:05:14 | Fishy San Bruno pipeline explosion |
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