0:00:00 | ACC: “No Agenda Show: strong bloody violence and nudity throughout the movie, anal leakage may occur, see it now!” (1:41:02) |
0:00:38 | 13th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death celebrated by Chinese lingerie company billboard |
0:02:56 | New Gulf of Mexico oil rig explosion; presidential BP subpoena power opposed by Ron Paul |
0:07:46 | Producer Segment: upcoming Knight ring meeting |
0:13:34 | Obama “Operation Iraqi Freedom is over” speech, John McCain on “lack of generosity of spirit” toward Bush; military producer note on Operation New Dawn a clear combat mission; Tony Blair’s new book lauds Bush as “very sharp”, Cheney’s ambitions toward Syria & Iran; Hannity gripes about lack of victory announcement; renamed “Advise and Assist Brigade” |
0:22:20 | Richard Engel irks Rachel Madcow with “no mention of democracy”, security forces without a government, “Shiite failed sectarian corrupt oil patronage state, a basket case” |
0:32:56 | 3.3 earthquake in JCD’s neck of the woods |
0:34:59 | Jimmy Kimmel ridicules Tennessee candidate Basil Marceaux, ACC: “this is laughing about retards”, Civil Rights Act of 1866 and arresting police, “a lot of people in the past that had controversy end up dead”; Peter McFarland tased by Marin County deputies, “stop resisting!” |
0:48:47 | Bill O’Reilly panel ridicules “scumbag” Arkansas man asserting his rights when cops arrest him for calling them Nazis, ACC: “I’m buyin’ a gun here”; O’Reilly guests delighted with “within their rights” ICE “your papers please” on trains near Canadian border, Gestapo “great guys”; ACC’s DMV thumbprint adventures and “learner’s permit”, JCD tip: turn right onto near lane; illegal to smoke in car with minor, $1000 for throwing out butt or gum wrapper |
1:00:49 | Donation Segment: Harry Shearer on NPR Hurricane Katrina censorship |
1:19:23 | Dutch holding two Yemenis on suspicion of terrorism, “mobile phones were taped”, ACC mimics Dutch English, “in a few days it will be made public, and they will be charged”; US agents lurking at Roissy Airport in “Gitmo Nation Stinky Cheese”; ACC: “false flag alert” |
1:24:40 | US attempting to extradite FEMA videographer turned 9/11 whistleblower Kurt Sonnenfeld from Argentina for wife’s two-to-the-head |
1:29:34 | Trains Good Planes Bad: Zappos shoes “people should travel by train more often” ad; producer note on canned disaster announcements; Qantas captain on engine explosion: “we are trained for this situation … in a simulator, of course”; USA Today on role of simulators in air fatalities, article by train shill Alan Levin; shill Ashley Halsey blames air traffic controllers |
1:38:49 | Machete film “strong bloody violence throughout, language, some sexual content, and nudity” |
1:41:24 | NCIS: LA incompetent local police vs brilliant feds; JCD on EPA “bumbling boneheads” |
1:45:30 | 15 U.S.C. §9A “weather modification activities or attempts”; Wellness Underground podcast on Burzynski, the Movie on fight with FDA over cure for brain cancer, drug evaluation fees from big pharma; $100 for fighting Washington speeding ticket |
1:53:42 | Ninth human severed foot in three years washes ashore in Pacific Northwest |
1:57:43 | “Vattooing” vagina tattooing |
1:59:00 | Hostage situation at Discovery Communications building, ACC: $3bn “Ministry of Truth” in Silver Springs Maryland, James Lee MS Word “manifesto”; Sir Paul twatpockets.com |
2:07:25 | Morning Joe Scarborough “outs” Friendly’s, “I think all restaurants should be required to put calorie counts next to it”, JCD: “oh, what an asshole!”, calorimeter procedure |
2:13:04 | Hannity five-minute segment on “cap and trade charade” for end of show |
2:14:06 | Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation’s recent purchase of $23.1M in Monsanto stock |
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