0:00:00 | JCD: “These guys are just talking out of their ass.” (2:14:23) |
0:00:40 | Producer takes exception to “human resources”, JCD: “Soylent Green”; one-frame Tyler Durden appearances in Fight Club, The Manchurian Candidate and Kennedy assassination |
0:04:37 | Producer Segment: ACC on challenge coin “coin checks”; Basil Marceaux “in the morning” |
0:14:29 | No mention of poppies in WikiLeaks Afghanistan archive; Nancy Skinner “George Bush’s war” meme, agrees with “conservative” Laura Ingraham that leaker should be prosecuted, JCD: “strap on your dildo and go do it!”, “who is gonna sign the surrender papers?”; internet access and phone ownership then vs now, life expectancy down three years; New York Times’ Mark Mazzetti on vetting advance copy of WikiLeaks material with White House censors, Pakistan’s ISI working with Taliban; next distraction Obama’s The View appearance |
0:27:16 | BBC on Stephen Fry’s bipolar disorder, next edition of DSM potentially diagnosing entire population as mentally ill; Lisbon Treaty mental illness carve-out; 20% of Californians at risk |
0:33:13 | New “guess the advertiser” game from JCD: “I can lead the army that will follow” Verizon ad |
0:37:06 | “Obama of Haiti” Wyclef Jean to run for election; Hillary Clinton’s technology guru Alec Ross on “fantastic women who work in the innovation space at the State Department” creating $10 text message scheme, JCD: “classic Silicon Valley douchebag”, viral on “Twittersphere … and social media spaces”, “21st century statecraft” fighting Mexican cartel “disaster”, “let’s get some people from Silicon Valley!”, ACC: “this is where I’m peeing my pants!”, anonymous crime reporting program, “take for granted I’m telling the truth”; producer note on Vivek Kundra’s “Indian cabal”; spook operation Recorded Future spying on social networks |
0:52:00 | JCD on local news buzzphrase “tax cuts for the rich”; employer healthcare costs to be treated as income; Fox Business “exclusive” on Dodd-Frank protecting SEC from FOIA requests |
1:00:13 | Binge drinking in the news, MADD downgraded to D rating as charity |
1:01:29 | Donation Segment: ACC’s Global Geek News gig; Brave New World; NPR sales job opening |
1:10:43 | BP taxes down and revenue up, undisclosed PR spending; wasted-sounding Congressional committee chair, BP engineer on “blue screen of death”, awaiting upgrade from Windows NT; SEC investigating dodgy BP stock speculation; CIA-linked Evergreen Air spraying Corexit |
1:19:40 | And Now Back to Real News: Mel Gibson on nicotine patch, reports of Chantix violence; Jennifer Love Hewitt and Joy Behar giggle over massage “happy endings” and oral sex; Bill Clinton’s oral sex redefinition; Augusta State College student’s gay equity lawsuit |
1:32:59 | Two-to-the-head: Los Angeles Dr. Marc “Walking Man” Abrams found dead in closed hot tub; producer note on aspartame addictiveness; California guns-drawn raw milk raids; “proven nonaddictive drug therapy” naltrexone injection for binge drinking due to economy, “very quickly goes to heroin”, JCD: “next miracle drug”; USA Today: “global warming undeniable” |
1:46:09 | New Jersey schools dropping D grade; police tasing unruly high school students; producer note on being rent-a-cop at clinic: “sometimes, someone just needs to get tased” |
1:49:51 | Honor system tea shop experiment: Los Angeles 75% honest; Walmart RFID tags; Barbie video doll with hidden camera; Charlie Rangel introduces compulsory service bill yet again |
1:56:58 | Rainwater collection illegal in several jurisdictions, ACC’s $200 water bill |
2:03:00 | Kyra Phillips and John Roberts on internet “dark side”, CNN to the rescue for Shirley Sherrod, Andrew Keene’s position that “blogs, MySpace, YouTube, and other user-generated media are killing the American economy, the culture, and our values”, “gatekeeper” meme, internet “giant worldwide bathroom wall”, “thorny issues” meme |
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