0:00:00 | JCD: “Aauuuuhhh…” (1:02:07) |
0:00:40 | Presidential proclamation: National {Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender, Caribbean-American Heritage, Ocean, African-American Music Appreciation} Month |
0:03:08 | Producer Segment: Germany wins Eurovision Song Contest, JCD: “this is really terrible” |
0:12:46 | Obama on duty “to make sure that everybody in the Gulf understands this is what I wake up to in the morning, and this is what I go to bed at night thinking about”, Malia’s “did you plug the hole yet, Daddy”; Media Matters condemns Glenn Beck for lame imitation “smear” |
0:21:32 | Rachel Maddow on 1979 Trans-Alaska Pipeline System shutdown and Ixtoc I spill in Gulf of Mexico, JCD: “sounds like a playbook!”; JCD’s friend the junk science book peddler |
0:30:25 | Sarah Ferguson interview with Oprah, Celebrity Apprentice speculation, JCD: Donald Trump “P.T. Barnum”, Carol Doda Golden Gate Bridge nude publicity stunt |
0:34:26 | UK fox hunting ban, shoe-stealing fox in CVC’s apartment, Micky looking for “the fox ate my baby” story in News of the World; Jesse James “clip of the week” |
0:37:29 | “All Hell breaking loose” in Jamaica with Christopher “Dudas” Coke drug dealing and martial law, Predator drones in the air; $1.27bn deal with IMF, mining data for Geological Society of England, Rep. Yvetee Clark calls for US intervention to “stop the violence”; BP relief wells, CNN glee over lower gas prices; JCD on California’s lack of control over its own resources |
0:46:20 | ACC: Taxi Eric “ready to go to war” with Greece over bailout; JCD on Greek “gosh-awful” retsina wine; ACC’s trip to Nobu, JCD on allowing himself to be taken to dinner there |
0:54:27 | Producer note on SCRAMx slave bracelets and “neo-prohibitionist” MADD, founder Candy Lightner alienated, for-fee VIP Victim Impact Panels, JCD on living near Baptist; JCD on marching in Berkeley against Vietnam War, “fuck ya” draft-dodging friend |
1:02:01 | Donation Segment: “Salt Must Die” promotions for Salt film |
1:08:34 | Joy Behar all-in on Ground Zero mosque, Daisy Khan on support from “peaceful families”, “it’s really for the community”; ACC on massive distraction from ten-year 9/11 anniversary; PJ TV “former terrorist” Walid Shoebat on Sharia law infiltrating democracies |
1:22:34 | Inside Edition breaking news: Gary Coleman dead at 42 and Jesse James’ stepmother |
1:24:15 | “Jabroney” traced to Italian, The Bachelorette use; Tyra Banks Show looping applause track |
1:26:32 | Obama Memorial Day green screen video, JCD: “they’ve got the top of his head cut off!” |
1:31:19 | Producer note on Foxconn suicide rate lower than national average, “iPhone suicide factory” |
1:33:43 | Insider note on Afghan opium being collected from military by “another agency”; National Security Strategy to focus on homegrown terrorism and the internet; Tavis Smiley to Ayaan Hirsi Ali on ubiquitous terrorist acts by Christians; H.R.1955: “the internet has aided in facilitating violent radicalization … and the homegrown terrorism process in the United States” |
1:44:53 | 115 dead in Indian train derailment blamed on sabotage by Maoist rebels |
1:45:28 | AP quotes tweet from Virginia Madsen on death of Dennis Hopper; ACC story: interviewing Hopper on car trip to JFK airport, Madsen known for “blowing crew members” |
1:47:58 | John Stossel quotes electric car headline from 1915; Tesla Motors CEO Elon Musk broke, Department of Energy $500M loan program, nickel mining for batteries “ecological disaster” |
1:51:31 | Exorbitant Australian mining tax, ACC: “nationalization is next!”; Access Hollywood summary |
1:54:53 | Overproduced CurrentTV piece on Pastor Martin Ssempa and Ugandan anti-gay law |
2:00:39 | Joe Biden Naval Academy commencement speech with MLK cadence, “repair to our shores”, bogus claim to have met “every world leader”; Brussels “capital of the free world” revisited |
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