0:00:00 | JCD: “There’ll be a porn vaccine.” (2:01:53) |
0:00:39 | ACC’s jingle iPad; Robert Scoble & Steve Wozniak in line for iPads on TWiT; Happy Easter, JCD: “it’s one of the first times it’s actually been on a Sunday”; JCD’s birthday on the fifth |
0:07:33 | Producer Segment: “NA20” Amsterdam meetup |
0:15:13 | Reuters’ Jim Bourg timeline of Obama’s secretive Afghanistan visit, 30-second photo window; two Obamas on two Air Force Ones and China meeting theory; Obama’s dusty suit with helicopter strap print, internet outages; Geithner delays Chinese currency manipulation report |
0:20:45 | FCC National Broadband Plan recommends “digital public media” |
0:23:17 | San Francisco Chronicle nature writer Tom Stienstra busted for growing pot in Weed CA |
0:26:05 | Two Letterman commercial break subliminal “Haiti”; Clinton’s 60k tents MIA, UN rapid reaction force planning, disappearing 9/11 hurricane; ahomeinhaiti.org tent program, KTLA actress “don’t get me started”, ACCPPotD jingle; JCD headed to New Orleans in May |
0:35:02 | FAA thumbs-up for pilots on antidepressants to “improve airline safety”; 2008 British Airways 38 Boeing 777 broken throttle crash at Heathrow, pilot thrown under bus and now on welfare |
0:39:01 | Al-Qaeda executing Baghdad Sunni “awakening councils”; “Jihad Jamie” Paulin-Ramirez “plotting to attend a terror camp”, JCD: “I’m plotting to go to New Orleans in May”; Tiger Woods mistresses in Vanity Fair; Saudi Arabia backs down on beheading Lebanese “sorcerer” |
0:47:44 | Sarkozy speech at Columbia: France should have been apprised of Lehman Brothers action in name of “solidarity and interdependence”; book of poems forthcoming from “Haiku Herman” Van Rompuy, three waves / rolling to port together / the trio is home; Sarkozy resurrects Trilateral Commission, “my ambition is to fast-track this one when France is in the presidency of the G20 and the G8”, “new international world monetary system”; Sarkozy-Obama superhero running photo; French workers threatening to blow up car rug factory |
1:01:02 | John Bolton on Von Rompuy’s inaugural address “which I’m sure you all read”, “first year of global governance” and Obama’s modern views on American sovereignty |
1:03:28 | Donation Segment: ridleyreport.com, bathroom stall noagendashow.com graffiti |
1:20:52 | “Law of the land” meme in football and Medicare; Rep. Phil Hare on ACA: “I don’t worry about the Constitution on this”; Obama victory lap, sketchy $1T in two decades prediction |
1:25:38 | EPA go-ahead to kick off carbon taxes |
1:27:28 | Shadow Puppet Theater: Meg Whitman $3M “spinning” fine, JCD: Jerry Brown “a dingbat” |
1:29:11 | Bizarre Australian HAARP images, ACC: “radar interference doesn’t necessarily look like ninja stars!”; JCD on value of Google Street View cars, sabotaged by Germans |
1:34:33 | Janet Napolitano announces new security measures, “look what we found” bags of drugs, naked body scanner spec requires image storage, “3D imaging”; producer note on CAS Covenant Aviation Security subcontractor badges, president FAA insider with DoD secret clearance |
1:42:23 | Bill Donohue to Larry King on Popegate: “it’s already gotten better”, church “model of excellence”, to Sinead O’Connor: “vast majority of the victims are post-pubescent, that’s not pedophilia, buddy, that’s homosexuality!”; 20k pages of Boy Scouts “perversion files” |
1:49:37 | Printer spying April Fools’ joke; Al-Haramain v. Bush warrantless wiretap win |
1:51:39 | John Bolton sovereignty end-of-show clip; NAEP and No Child Left Behind; “Teabonics” Tea Party signage; Obama “Health Reform BFD” merch; WSJ on Pepsi “secret new designer salt” |
1:59:34 | Goldman Sachs predicts commodities volatility; Witherspoon “social costs of pornography”; The Internet is for Porn song; body piercing as warning of Russian roulette behavior |
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