0:00:00 | JCD: “Magnets in space!” (1:36:19) |
0:00:37 | Daylight Saving Time begins, JCD: “everything is already programmed for you, you slaves!*” |
0:03:08 | Producer Segment: Knight oath |
0:13:48 | “Jihad Jamie” Paulin-Ramirez; McCain-Lieberman “throw ‘em in the clink” bill; JPR “ugly Mia Farrow”, photos of “seized” Arabic keyboard; subtle anti-internet meme, Garry Reid blames internet for crotch bomber: “extremists have optimized the use of internet chatrooms”; ACC on TSA post-checkpoint liquid spot-checks, producer “this is my bag right now” note |
0:23:42 | ABC 20/20 infomercial for schizophrenia medication Saphris; Carlat Psychiatry Blog on Schering-Plough Saphris Speaker Bureau’s yearly cap at $170k |
0:32:49 | Dropped subscriptions and Geert Wilders |
0:34:06 | ACC: Yahoo best place for car shopping, $10k Range Rover, JCD: “too bad it’s British” |
0:42:10 | Rod Blagojevich reading Letterman Top Ten for end of show; “Blago” on Geraldo with visibly frustrated Jesse Ventura: demand for airing of taped conversations denied by government |
0:48:07 | Liberal “Coffee Party” activist with one-third Hitler mustache |
0:52:21 | We Told You So: Show 181 Prius story exposed; Time Tom Hanks cover with The Pacific ad, Spielberg & Hanks screening at White House; $130M loan from Japan to get out of Okinawa; NHTSA all-in on car black boxes; stray power line EMF theories; March 10 HAARP “blip” |
1:01:51 | Schools divesting of teachers phenomenon; NYC teacher on underperforming public schools given away to for-profit charter schools, JCD on endemic fraud, sketchy teacher unions |
1:08:38 | Guess Who: Al Franken sound-alike Glenn Thompson; UKIP’s Gerard Batten to European Parliament: Baroness Ashton “described by MI5 as a communist sympathizer” |
1:14:10 | Donation Segment: Minutemen “Green Patch Brigade” |
1:31:17 | UK Parliament ministers: cocaine use increasing global warming, US songbirds getting smaller |
1:34:13 | $2bn Alpha Magnetic Spectrometer AMS-02 bound for ISS, $33M AMS-01 |
1:38:06 | Reuters CEO Thomas Glocer’s roles with Merck, CFR, and World Economic Forum; Deputy Chairman Geoffrey Beattie on Royal Bank of Canada and GE boards; economic journalists outsourced to Bangalore in 2004; “cap and trade” rebranded “pollution reduction targets” |
1:43:33 | “Slaughter solution” to pass a bill that says that Senate healthcare bill passed |
1:47:49 | Haitian President René Préval presents “The Plan” to Obama: $14bn for “permanently relocating at least half a million refugees to suburbs” from GFDRR Global Facility for Disaster Reduction and Recovery; half of UN food aid to Somalia being diverted by “corrupt contractors, radical Islamic militants, and local UN workers” |
1:52:38 | And Now Back to Real News: Lindsay Lohan $100M E-Trade lawsuit over “milkaholic” ad, father to Guilfoyle: time to “stop these people and companies from using them”; prostitution ring and G8 summit contracts in Italy; 50 cases of Catholic Church child abuse in Munich |
1:58:59 | New meme: “law of the land” for federal abortion funding and Federal Reserve |
2:01:18 | Numb3rs bad acting: “you are a weapon for what’s right!”, pitch black sets |
2:04:34 | New York Federal Reserve knew Lehman was cooking the books, “air in the marks” bogus valuations; JCD on CNBC mockery for author predicting collapse |
2:07:50 | New book on CIA testing LSD-laced bread in France; two more UK heroin users with anthrax |
2:09:47 | Europe’s original opposition to GMO stymied by Brussels; JCD’s Google lunch with non-HFCS soda machine; American Beverage Association ad on removing school “full-calorie beverages” |
2:15:55 | Hacker attacks TSA database; Florida cop: suspected domestic terrorists not on watch lists |
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