0:00:00 | JCD: “Yeah, somebody at McDonald’s listens to our show.” |
0:00:37 | ACC still sick; history of artificial San Francisco Treasure Island, “goatse island” |
0:05:24 | Producer Segment: ACC proposes Knight rings with ITM design |
0:10:58 | xkcd “shit, we’re dealing with a sysadmin” comic; “Kevin Rudd sucks” on Australian traffic signs, JCD on Caltech practical joke tradition, “cheeky protest” vs police with bolt cutters |
0:14:32 | Jennifer Love Hewitt on her book chapter encouraging women “to vajazzle their vajayjays” |
0:17:09 | And Now Back to Real News: Christopher Hardwick presidential crisis reaction: “all right, we need a media diversion, call in the slutsquad!”; Dutch shitstorm over Sven Kramer’s disqualification; Brianna Keilar on Scott Brown vs Obama on basketball court |
0:26:15 | Distraction of the Week: Hillary Duff proposal and blowjob photos |
0:27:56 | UKIP’s Nigel Farage to EU President Herman Van Rompuy: “you have the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a low-grade bank clerk”, “who voted for you?”, “oh I know, democracy’s not popular with you lot!”, Belgium “non-country”, “we don’t know you, we don’t want you, and the sooner you are put out to grass, the better”, ACC: “we need to send him a No Agenda Knight ring”; Schengen Agreement pitfalls |
0:33:39 | Chris “Google’s evil” DiBona on Cranky Geeks, JCD griping about cordoned-off street, installing “ultimate Gitmo Nation exercise” parking meter departure sensors, JCD: “San Francisco is the worst, most unfriendly place in the world — do not visit it!” (JCDPPotD) |
0:37:39 | recovery.gov accessible audio CAPTCHA with random incomprehensible movie quotes, “like to fly in the real China Clipper”, JCD: “you win today’s show” |
0:43:53 | “Beauty bomber” Najibullah Zazi pleads guilty, expiring Patriot Act provisions “coincidence” |
0:46:32 | CPAC Conservative Political Action Convention Palin vs Romney ignoring Ron Paul, Chris Matthews on Jeb Bush “racing stripes”, “the very name Mitch Daniels sounds boring” |
0:51:49 | Missile Defense Agency Obama-influenced logo with bomb hitting Islamic crescent moon |
0:53:30 | Anthony Weiner: Republicans “wholly-owned subsidiary of the insurance industry” |
0:56:12 | The Warlord’s Tune documentary on pedophile bacha bazi in Afghanistan; Down syndrome sufferer Hollie Greig case in Scotland; silencing whistleblowers by branding them pedophiles; FBI corruption whistleblower Sibel Edmonds blackmailed; ACC’s radio station shut down within six weeks of discussing pedophiles in Dutch government |
1:08:08 | Donation Segment: stream on 188 kHz; McDonald’s $3.33 deal; “we’ll kick in the penny” |
1:23:30 | Freemasonry magic 33rd degree; Toyota acceleration incident, “at 33 miles per hour I was able to turn the engine off”; UAW, GM, and US debt theories; JCD on Japanese “death buses” evicting American workers; idiot Eleanor Holmes Norton “bet your bottom dollar” grandstanding to Akio Toyoda, concerned that her US-made Camry will be recalled |
1:42:23 | Third Circuit Court of Appeals to hear cell phone record disclosure case |
1:43:22 | Citigroup: seven-day notice warning required by Federal Reserve; insider selling up 17% |
1:45:28 | And Now Back to Real News: proposed University of Mississippi mascot Admiral Ackbar |
1:47:30 | Health Canada approves Gardasil for males age 9-26 |
1:48:07 | No Agenda Swine Flu Minute: CDC H1N1-H5N1 hybrid, H1N1 vaccine added to seasonal shot; HIV Maryland lab African-killing theory, “HIV-AIDS” meme, HIV “morning after” treatment |
1:55:27 | Warning about cell phone numbers being made available to telemarketers |
1:57:37 | Mongolia UFO crash; Letterman Toyota monologue end-of-show clip; ACC shownotes plug, planetaryskin.org partnership with Cisco, JCD: “signed, George Orwell” |
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