0:00:00 | JCD: (Muttering about a stapler) |
0:00:38 | Happy Valentines & Chinese New Year, JCD: “gung ho fat choy”; ACC in Los Angeles “Hilltop Watchtower”, “mimimum” Manamana jingle, Time Warner cable; JCD’s keyboard in lap |
0:06:04 | Producer Segment: PR Associates’ name-drop to Volkskrant editor and new “in the morning” |
0:14:59 | Eleven-year-old kills father’s fiancée with Christmas shotgun; University of Alabama sociology professor kills three over not getting tenure, previous shotgunning of brother |
0:19:53 | Pre-announced 15k surge in Marjah Helmand Province, “two-thirds of Afghanistan’s poppy crop”, JCD cut off, “worst-kept secret in Afghanistan” in scattered leaflets; Dutch cracking down on marijuana, notes on flipping out on weed, Reefer Madness sexual propaganda backfire |
0:33:46 | Publicis Groupe vaccinesforteens.net; New York bills to allow Gardasil without parental consent, black populace targeted; Society for Adolescent Medicine, Douchebag! jingle |
0:39:56 | JCD’s recycled Printworks paper in plastic packaging (JCDPPotD); Dish Network 9405 Pentagon Channel with marked lack of reality shows; slow-motion replays of Olympics luge crash |
0:47:55 | Eleven tons of blood plasma stolen from Baxter International recovered in Poland |
0:49:17 | Canadian producer notes on lack of snow in Whistler business as usual; Marjah distraction |
0:53:04 | The Atlantic: Greek financial problems due to 2004 Athens Olympics, transition from focus on individuals to nations; Pedobear added to Olympic mascot lineup by 4chan goes viral |
0:59:03 | Donation Segment: ACC recommends donating to shareware projects |
1:09:22 | We Told You So on No Agenda jingle for Boeing 747 tactical laser, ACC: “this is how they got Michael Jackson”; ACC to CNN vs Jackson murder investigation |
1:13:37 | And Now Back to Real News: Letterman “Thursday February eleventh” voiceover correction |
1:16:37 | The Ed Show Ed Schutz ranting Democrat on Harry Reid’s impending loss, “managerial party”; sanctimonious Christie Romer blathers about economic turnaround |
1:25:03 | Wolf Blitzer on 76% of Americans in favor of military custody for crotch bomber, to Jane Harman: “you’re in the minority”, to Pete Hoekstra: “we’re losing your satellite connection”; John Brennan’s The Analysis Corporation; two former employees accusing Blackwater of billing US for alcohol and hooker, JCD: “one prostitute??”, “morale welfare recreation expenses”; Joe Biden Meet the Press gaffe: Abdulmutallab will be found guilty and executed |
1:38:16 | Thom Hartmann on defunct TARP “buy domestic” provisions in Chinese & Japanese stimuli |
1:40:32 | DoJ job posting seeking those with “targeted disabilities” including mental retardation |
1:42:40 | Microsoft strategy and research officer Craig Mundie at Davos: bloggers should be licensed |
1:43:50 | Naked body scanners a violation of Islamic law; ACC “you poor sheep” at SFO, Micky cordoned off waiting for female assist; former DHS Michael Chertoff’s millimeter wave machines |
1:48:42 | Sergey Aleynikov on trial for stealing Goldman Sachs source code; Baltasar Garzón investigating 114k people who disappeared in 1930s civil war; Bill Clinton heart surgery distraction from No Agenda Clinton Foundation analysis, JCD: “I think they put a bomb in him” |
1:52:13 | Icelandic Modern Media Initiative journalism safe haven, JCD on sulfur showers |
1:55:04 | Microsoft Flight Simulator UAV Predator module, JCD on The Last Starfighter training |
1:56:44 | Canary Islands telecommunications hub, CIA rendition hot spot, massive oil deposit; We Are the World Haiti remake; Gary Coleman freaks out over New Orleans vs Haiti relief |
2:05:27 | IMF “rescue” for Greece; New Zealand taxpayers on the hook for Hillary Clinton no-show; European Parliament vites down US access to SWIFT banking transaction data; proposed EPA Executive Orders; aspartame to be rebranded “natural” AminoSweet, JCD: HFCS rebrand |
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