0:00:00 | JCD: “Hey I got an idea!” |
0:00:35 | Approaching special Show 200 |
0:01:12 | Producer Segment: No Agenda T-shirt photo shoot |
0:12:16 | ACC No Agenda pancakes video, JCD on people who can’t cook outing themselves by bragging about their lasagna or spaghetti, ACC’s “famous” Stove Top stuffing |
0:14:34 | And Now Back to Real News: proposed Australian internet censorship, flat-chested women as child pornography, ban on golden showers and female ejaculation; Trojan Ecstasy condom ad, ACC: “have we forgotten how to have fun having sex?”; chatroom: “Monsanto boobs” |
0:23:27 | JCD analyzes Miss America pageant: backstage chaos getting Oregon into swimsuit, judge Rush Limbaugh, cookie-cutter brunette clones |
0:28:34 | “PBS communist” AFL-CIO head to Bill Moyers on Massachusetts election: “if you’re not on the side of creating jobs, jobs, jobs”, Colbert “jobs, jobs, jobs” montage; O’Biden warming up Tampa audience with high-speed rail, $8bn for Austin “bus stop”, “fast and more liable”, JCD: “he’s been drinking!”, cheers for “Tampa to Orlando”, JCD: “they have some crappy trains in India”, “lobbying frenzy” for GE, O’Biden Obama introduction |
0:43:38 | JCD on “buried” trains in France, no casualties among 1.2bn TGV passengers, JCD “cheesed off” pun run on Gouda wreck, ACC’s /ˈɣa͜uda/ pronunciation; JCD: Europe “optimized for trains”; London congestion tax and unaffordable trains with no toilets |
0:51:22 | “Dumbest” vice president Dan Quayle at Cerberus Capital Management, $82M Talecris Biotherapeutics sold for $2bn, plasma donation ad targeting poor minorities |
0:55:29 | California push to get pot legalization on November ballot, Oakland “Wal-Mart of weed” for growers, ACC predicts Monsanto weed, “I’m gonna come down here and see what the new business model’s about”, JCD: California “Amsterdam of the United States” |
1:05:33 | Donation Segment: ACC’s missed meetup opportunity e-mail; $33.33 pledge drive suggestion |
1:15:17 | Global age of consent rundown with Vatican at 12 |
1:17:54 | UK sugar market crisis, potential forthcoming Monsanto product, JCD recommends Colgin liquid smoke, HFCS and soy sauce in Stubb’s, Whole Foods “big organic”, JCD: “if you see high-fructose corn syrup, reject the product” (JCDPPotD) |
1:24:32 | Obama announces Volcker banking reform plan, Volcker’s J.P. Morgan Chase vs Goldman Sachs, JCD on Goldman controlling markets via flash trading |
1:30:58 | Latest issue of Maxim with article on plane crash victim Bush/Rove/GOP “IT guru” Michael Connell, “pieces of my husband’s brain”, plane “hastily removed to a secure hangar under the cover of darkness”, tower “on lockdown”, ACC’s dead man’s switch; two-to-the-head for Von Helding Estate owner Ronald Eade over child pornography allegation, FBI SWAT team |
1:40:27 | Missing Vancouver ammonium nitrate still under investigation, person in charge of malfunctioning 7/7 London security cameras responsible for security, 2012 film dialogue: “British Columbia 2010, remember?”; record-breaking cold everywhere but no snow in Vancouver |
1:46:47 | Chase Bank ad projection of dishonesty; fetishistic Burger King ad with men dressed as babies |
1:50:21 | Haiti “may be one of the world’s richest zones for hydrocarbons, oil and gas, outside the Middle East”, geologists on ground a year after Aristide ouster; Katrina formaldehyde trailers |
1:54:11 | Crotch bomber linked to Mossad; more special forces to Yemen; US citizen Anwar al-Awlaki to be added to CIA drone list if approved by lawyers; BlackBerry No Agenda app |
1:58:17 | Miley Cyrus caterwauling Party in the USA on Today Show |
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