0:00:00 | JCD: “What the heck is a life-threatening skin rash?” (0:59:51) |
0:00:36 | Producer Segment: ACC’s pigeons Hank & Dagny “ready to fly” |
0:04:22 | PR Associate Maynard slips in two “no agenda”s and an “in the morning” in Lord Mayor John Stuart Tate interview, JCD proposes “in the morning” greeting; Ayn Rand ordered to write Atlas Shrugged by Philip Rothschild |
0:13:15 | Sarah Palin joins Fox News, 60 Minutes special, new Game Change book, JCD outs Anderson Cooper; McCain’s adviser Steve Schmidt on Palin’s debate prep debacle, “Joe O’Biden” and “can I call you Joe”, JCD on mic activated early; Glenn Beck interview with Statue of Liberty in background, JCD: “worst interview I’ve ever seen”, Palin credits Beck with audit the Fed push, dumb question on Constitutionality of universal health care, Beck channels Barbara Walters: “a year from now you will not recognize your country”, JCD: “what the Hell, they changed the name of my streets and painted the pavements red, and there’s blood everywhere!” |
0:30:13 | Ted Kennedy’s seat up for grabs, filibuster-proofing, big pharma Martha Coakley campaign |
0:34:08 | ACC on The Rise and Fall of a Scientific Genius, Royal Raymond Rife’s microscopy work |
0:40:52 | Sarah Palin hotness and qualifications debate |
0:43:16 | 2D movies lighting up frontal lobes unlike 3D; ACC on TV mind control, subliminal ad scandal from 1950s, JCD on spotting Fight Club anomalies, anti-shoplifting muzak, Mirage mind-control perfume; Fox transition bumper, Colbert “Lincolnesque” parody |
0:55:17 | FAA bans Chantix use by air traffic controllers; two-minute ad, “allergic or serious skin reactions … some of which can be life-threatening”, “vivid, unusual, or strange dreams”, 44% success rate vs 18% for placebo, New Jersey accent in actress |
1:03:23 | Study links Monsanto corn to organ damage in rats, Roundup Ready 2 Yield to replace current version due to 2014 patent expiration; Monsanto’s transition from chemical company due to rBGH side effects; Mimi observes $240 grocery purchase consisting entirely of Hot Pockets |
1:12:57 | No Agenda Swine Flu Minute: fake outrage from WHO over big pharma hype, UK trying to take credit from France for not being duped; adjuvanted vaccine production threatening sharks due to squalene derived from shark livers |
1:19:47 | Donation Segment: ACC’s crap art for Show 164, “the number three is very magical” |
1:32:53 | ACC: warships in Gulf of Aden “jockeying for position to take possession of the Stargate”, JCD: “d’ohhh jeez!”; ACC on HAARP earthquake machine used on Haiti, Iran prediction, Obama $1bn “investment”, US aircraft carrier in place; Pat Robertson on Haiti’s pact with Satan to get French out; Southern Command’s Gen. Ken Keen pre-positioned; earthquakes and volcanic activity blamed on global warming |
1:42:43 | Executive Order 13528 Establishment of the Council of Governors for “synchronization and integration of State and Federal military activities in the United States”; former CIA Michael Scheuer to Bill O’Reilly on John Brennan under Clinton thwarting efforts to get Osama bin Laden, enough of Afghanistan suicide bomber left to put in coffin |
1:50:41 | Producer note on impending “bum” status; Rotterdam to institute “unemployment-free zones”; food stamp program outsourced to J.P. Morgan, JCD on J.P. Morgan Healthcare Conference at St. Francis; Goldman Sachs admits to securities fraud |
1:55:16 | Cass Sunstein’s 2008 paper Conspiracy Theories: Causes and Cures recommends government infiltration of social media, “crippled epistemology”, government shills in chatroom |
1:58:52 | End-of-show Letterman monologue explaining late night show shuffling |
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