0:00:00 | JCD: “Everyone’s doing a podcast, hello!” (0:40:53 ) |
0:00:37 | “Slow and foreboding” Zephyr report; Biden: “diplomacy is back” with air strikes on Syria; Jimmy Dore mocks Kamala Harris’ 2018 recommendation that Trump act “in consultation with Congress”; ABC News on strikes against “Iranian-backed militias”; Jamal Khashoggi’s death pinned on Mohammad bin Salman; al-Qaeda and ISIS set to crawl out of the woodwork |
0:08:59 | ACC lusting after Moog Claravox Centennial Theremin, Rode Procaster denial letter |
0:13:59 | New Zealand PM Jacinda Ardern announces lockdown in response to a single asymptomatic COVID-19 case; British shopper takes issue with Nazi-style yellow mask exemption sticker |
0:18:27 | Trump’s upcoming speech at CPAC Conservative Political Action Committee meeting; psychologist Shannon Kroner on forunitedsolutions.org religious vaccine exemption, JCD smells California lawsuit opportunity; Wendy Williams assures a perplexed Dr. Oz she’s not taking vaccine; “equity initiative” mass vaccinations at Reggie Lewis Center, Patriots wife Dr. Shahrzad Slater translating vaccine propaganda “into layman’s terms”, ACC: “because they’re also stupid!”; Team Halo Dr. Kat blocking irksome No Agenda producers; ACC’s abandoned “you’ve gotta see this chick!” Instagram account; TikTok distilledscience channel on why vitamin D isn’t worth the time of day, JCD: “this guy should be taken out and shot!” |
0:40:41 | Baffling “do you think chloroquine is the new AZT?” exchange between Lil Wayne and Anthony Fauci on Young Money Radio podcast; Tim Pool “revolutionary virus” flub |
0:45:42 | South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem the undisputed star of CPAC, “government crushed the economy” standing ovation; idiotic “click on Subscribe” from increasingly portly Ted Cruz; Noem takes shots at Fauci, the media, and Andrew Cuomo; NPR attempts to smear Noem with shoddily-produced local story about use of state government aircraft |
0:59:56 | Producer notes on migraines or memory implants from second Moderna shot; Angela Merkel promises vaccine passports; saccharine promo for LA Unified School District’s “exclusive ticket for safely going back to school” partnership with Microsoft; Motorola workplace mask surveillance in Australia, “we take our role as practitioners of responsible AI very seriously”; aumsom.com slightly sinister animated tribute “What If Bill Gates Disappeared?” |
1:18:38 | Producer Segment: leap year birthday “leapicide” |
1:56:16 | ACC proposes blockchain-based NFTs “non-fungible tokens” exit strategy |
1:59:30 | Biden’s “what am I doin’ here?” speech in Houston, card in his pocket with 503,587 vaccine doses or deaths, ACC: “it says, please take me to the front desk”, “now the mill moves to the United States Senate” (CotD); Canadian detainees in China; “the Obama-Biden administration reduced the auto industry” flub; Chinese “union slowdown” microprocessor shortage |
2:11:16 | 14-hour Texas power outage hearing; new Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm tells NPR neighboring states could send “ions”, carbon capture technology for the “fossil community” |
2:17:53 | COVID-19 variants “becoming dominant” in Florida ahead of Spring Break “onslaught”; CBS News on “homegrown mutation” in New York City; scripted question from Marco Rubio for CIA “outsider” William Burns revisited; Sofia with an F “it is dope!” iso |
2:30:46 | Dr. Naomi Wolf in “Twitter jail” for posting about 2017 “top secret Apple convention” with nanoparticles and time travel; Bill Maher takes preemptive swipe at “woke mob” cancel culture |
2:38:57 | British universities suspected of laundering £52M in cash tuition from international students |
2:41:06 | Donation Segment: feline knighting ceremony |
2:58:00 | Jimmy Kimmel man on the street nonexistent movie reviews |