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1289 Post Orange (2020-10-25)

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0:00:00JCD: “Holy moley!” (0:49:02)
0:00:33Happy Thirteenth Anniversary “and we never had a fight”, Show 1 “forty minutes is pretty much the max, I think”, JCD suggests truncating anonymous notes; former New York banker asserts CBDC ruckus is being driven by fears over Ant Group IPO
0:07:52Bill Gates in June: “we will have to prepare for the next one, that … will get attention this time”, recent conspiracy theory has Bill and Belinda Gates dead and replaced by doubles; magic number of 364,033 cases from Illinois public health official; media misusing the term “cases”, elusive case fatality rate numbers, CDC’s historical recommendation for 20 PCR cycles, producer note on “CSI effect” and the problem of DNA evidence contamination, Florida medical examiner on lack of full FDA oversight over tests, JCD cites 800,000 downloads of the show, note on Cepheid and Thermo Fisher machinery using 45 cycles under FDA emergency approval, JCD: “where’s the real test?”; Dr. Deborah Birx blames indoor social gatherings for “surge”; Birx in March on 100,000-200,000 deaths in best case scenario; Anthony Fauci: maybe it’s time for a mask mandate; JCD suggests wearing of Scott Air-Paks
0:26:19Big Ten football towns concerned about alcohol consumption; Irish producer note: the pubs are open; JCD irked at sadists roping off portions of big box stores; meek Irish being terrorized by RTE propaganda and arrested for protesting, ACC: “where the Hell is Bono in all this?”; ICU bed scam back on the go; Shep Smith on “grim” new University of Washington model with 500,000 deaths by February; gathering of Orthadox Jews in New York gets a visit from the police, ACC: “where are the social workers?”; 30 deaths in South Korean flu vaccine trial
0:37:16Time Magazine “The Great Reset” front cover; “new normal” compilation; ACC: “we can build back better post-Orange”, former CDC Ali Khan asserts to Democracy Now that there have actually been 300,000 deaths, “China, zero deaths”, Columbia avoidable deaths report by Bill de Blasio stooge and Democrat activist Irwin Redlener who recommended deportation of Elian Gonzalez, JCD: “I was disgusted when I looked this guy up!” (JCDPPotD)
0:50:52Guo Wengui warning about CCP’s unexplained BGY and 3F strategies; One American News on Hunter Biden’s “horizontal” videos of 14-year-old niece Natalie Biden and affair with Beau’s widow Hallie; ACC on 15-minute blowjob video with crack pipe and Stephen Colbert; Susan Ferrechio and Brian Stelter squabble over journalistic ethics, bullcrap “slow, cautious vetting”; The Verge Decoder with Nilay Patel podcast mocks FCC’s “bizarre plan” for Section 230
1:07:13ACC begins replying “STOP” to unstoppable Democrat and Republican “chip in” spam; JCD irked at inability to pause preroll ads with Lindsey Graham’s head in a bucket, explanation of Trump “inside straight” meme; Don Lemon scoffs at Ice Cube “A-dose, African Descendants of Slaves” controversy by invoking Russia; Ice Cube discusses his undecided status in radio interview; MSNBC’s Ari Melber accuses Ice Cube of anti-Semitic posts; Chelsea Handler addresses 50 Cent’s “20 Cent” joke: “I had to remind him that he was a black person”, “I might be willing to go for another spin” if he denounces Trump
1:24:41Ask Adam: Mark Ruffalo “I want to live in an America…” video with climate change puchline
1:27:15Producer Segment: ACC irked by “pod” and webinar + podcast “podinar” (ACCPPotD)
2:10:41“Anyways” from brilliant academic Jordan Peterson, ACC proposes “aneewaze”
2:13:32Video of Joe Biden bragging about “the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics”; Steve Ballmer’s surprisingly nonpartisan USA Facts
2:15:51Biden in 2006 defending the Defense of Marriage Act: “marriage is between a man and a woman and states must respect that”; Biden’s 2008 “three-letter word: J-O-B-S”
2:18:02Trump mocks Biden’s “dark winter” meme from final debate; 2001 Operation Dark Winter bioterrorism simulation from Johns Hopkins; ACC notes Biden’s analog watch swapped with frequently-consulted Apple Watch; “least racist person in this room” vs the evil Lincoln; MSNBC makes the mistake of interviewing undecided female black voters; illegally electioneering Kamala Harris asks “are we in Cleveland?” and then mispronounces her own name
2:30:17Biden brags about curing cancer on Pod Save America; Donald Trump is a Wanker fugue; “first time I’ve ever pulled it out” and “sick and tired of smart guys!” isos; trailer for The Plot Against the President documentary buried by the Netflix “woke tech”
2:39:28Noodle Gun: idiotic Tampax “let’s celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed” tweet; Expensify CEO David Barrett’s career-ending “vote against democracy” mass e-mail
2:43:15Justin Trudeau to Amber MacArthur on Canadian COVID-19 tracing app telling users “maybe you should test positive as well”, ACC: “a boing always works”
2:46:37Donation Segment
3:04:06Catholic Church plunged into chaos by Pope’s acceptance of gay marriage
3:05:01Trump seals Israel-Sudan peace deal and races off to Florida for a rally; New York Times responds by whining about embassies
3:10:13Lie to Me clip from Show 127 on identifying gay people by facial features
3:11:51Trump proposes “Make American Great Again, Again!” in Florida, “love me, suburban women!” joke; unusable 60 Minutes iPhone video; Trump introduces anti-Biden video from “single greatest loser” Bernie Sanders; video of Biden contradicting himself on fracking
3:20:35Progressive media persona non grata Glenn Greenwald goes on rant with Tucker Carlson about “pathological liar” Adam Schiff and M5M journalists working “to defend Joe Biden … working with the CIA and the FBI and the NSA not to manipulate our adversaries or foreign governments, but to manipulate the American people for their own ends”