0:00:00 | ACC: “That jingle apparently triggers dogs worldwide whenever we play it.” (2:30:11) |
0:00:34 | Return of JCD’s recorder; Norwegian producer happy with rainsticks, HAARP off until Fall |
0:03:34 | Chuck Schumer hysterics over “print on command ghost guns”, blames Trump “working with the NRA”; NPR Cody Wilson background, “it’s always been legal to make your own guns at home”; Schumer on NBC: “this is the doing of the Trump administration”, “it’s a terrorist’s dream, a hijacker’s dream!” iso; next generation of $300k “oh wow!” 3D CT scanners for TSA |
0:18:13 | QAnon watchers looking for magic number 17; NewsHour “breadcrumbs” backgrounder: Mueller and Trump in cahoots to take down “global pedophile sex ring”, Judy Woodruff: “that takes a lot of thinking to get that far”; “Q Vision Glasses” skit, JCD: “the Zephyr’s painted blue!”, explanation for unfired Jeff Sessions, Mueller’s penance after illegal FBI tenure; Andrew Napolitano on Paul Manafort’s exoneration eight years ago under Rod Rosenstein; Manafort blaming Rick Gates; Napolitano on federal judge not playing ball with prosecution |
0:37:05 | JCD recommends The Death of Stalin film; 2016 YouTube video on Hillary’s kuru disease |
0:43:23 | Collusion and “conspiracy to defraud the United States”; Facebook takes down a whopping 32 left-wing accounts; NPR pundit: number “kind of misleading, right?”, “similar tools, techniques, and procedures”; Fox News hysteria: “the Russians are toying with us, they are sending us warning signals”; Mike Morell: “I have no doubt that the Russians are behind the effort” |
0:56:18 | Stephen Cohen smacks down hysterical CFR shill Max Boot: “I think that Mr. Boot would have been happy if Trump had waterboarded Putin at the summit and made him confess” |
1:00:18 | Jason Whitlock on “cyber-humans vs. humans”, Twitter “cesspool of 140-character bigotry” |
1:03:20 | Producer Segment: quantum physics theory of karma |
1:20:17 | Bogus NBC “exclusive” on latest claim against Les Moonves; Stephen Colbert throws Moonves under the bus: “accountability is meaningless, unless it’s for everybody, whether it’s the leader of a network or the leader of the free world”, JCD Red Book: Colbert out of a job |
1:32:51 | 300k illegal immigrants living in Paris suburb of Saint-Denis, ACC’s friend in Sitges Spain: migrants running from rubber rafts to sell fake Gucci bags, “it’s a sales force!” |
1:35:13 | ACC on Austin Whole Foods’ downsized and outsourced crab cakes, odd lighting fixture electronics; FDA considering relabeling soy and almond milk, “sap” vs “juice”, “Curry Slurry” |
1:41:09 | ACC revises “not money” position on Bitcoin after transfer from CVC, inflation schedule, round stones and gold, predicts central bank use as hedge, JCD unimpressed: “theremin” |
1:52:09 | Sean Spicer defends himself to Jimmy Kimmel; Seymour Hersh: Trump hate “catnip” for the likes of CNN; Bob Woodward’s upcoming book Fear: Trump in the White House, JCD on clueless post-Watergate journalists; PR Newswire replaced as source by Twitter; Twitter fury over Cubs game video of man “stealing” foul ball; ACC on e-mail vs Twitter as news feed |
2:06:36 | Donation Segment: Virginia spook meetup, optimal Austin meetup time |
2:23:14 | IBM Watson endangering patient lives in oncology applications |
2:26:46 | Dogs Are People Too: man loses legs and hands to dog saliva infection, leprosy vaccine theory, “either that or it’s the cat lobby”; Dame Tanya reports on dog-themed wedding |
2:30:22 | American bicyclists killed by ISIS in Tadzhikistan; Trump ridiculed for comparing voter ID to buying groceries, “without any evidence” meme, actual number of voter fraud cases 35, JCD: “bullcrap!”; drama queen Jim Acosta whines about reaction to him at Trump rally: “honestly, it felt like we weren’t in America any more”, ACC: “try MTV Spring Break!” |
2:42:49 | Philadelphia bill forbidding liquor store bulletproof glass in the name of “dignity” |
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